Seriously, what the fuck is your god damn problem.
I’m too pissed beyond words I have to search for alternate vocabulary to express my fustration
While I was making my way to work this morning on bus 23. This bus captain, a Chinese national, very obvious cause of his accent, was trying his best to get everybody up the bus so he kept saying “Please move to the back, thank you” How polite, isn’t it. Still got thank you.
So apparently, this motherfucker/cow/ass/piece of shit/inexistence life form said the worst thing I ever heard in my life.
“ Can’t you see the bus is overloaded. Standing ratio is more than 2:1. Everybody’s pack like sardine. Still ask people to move in. We also rushing for time to work right. Still ask people to board. Already pack like sardine, overloaded already. How can you ask people to move in” and he goes on and on repeating that the bus is overloaded in Chinese, English, Chinese, English, tamil hindi, malay, French, Finnish. Or whatever thing. He keep translating sardine as sa-ding-yu.
Then still not enough “I going to call your head office ask them why overloaded already still want people to board. How can keep asking people to move in. I want complain to head office about you. You go tell your head office why SBS want cut cost or what. You don’t know how to call I call for you” nag nag nag nag…
Then suddenly, wah full force 2 kay po kiah join in the merry. Scold scold scold say they rushing for work why still ask people to board.
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!
You should just disappear into thin air. Just like that. POOF AND GONE
The bus captain just doing his job right? He’s just trying to get people up the bus right. Yes, you are on the bus. Yes. You are rushing of time. But have you thought of the people trying their best, standing outside the bus, carrying that little hope of being able to board the bus they waited for 16 fucking minutes. So you happily SEATING on the bus trying to blow your throat off shouting at a person who is merely trying to do his job. And along I actually appreciate the little effort of the bus captain standing up and asking those buay zi dong Singaporeans (typical) to shove their butts to the rear end.
He is trying to get everybody up the bus so people can go to work on time. You this selfish ass just care about yourself being late for work. When you are SEATING down. Ok emphasizing on the seating down part. YOU SEAT DOWN ON THE GOD DAMN SEAT ALSO NOT YOU SQUEEZING YOU KAO PEH KAO BU SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU TELLLSSSSSING ME. We are the ones squeezing in. AND I AM NOT COMPLAINING. I don’t mind moving in for the sake of bringing another person onboard not that I am trying to act like one kind soul or what. Although at times people taking their time boarding the bus piss me off when I am rushing for work. BUT FUCK YOU NO. I understand the agony of waiting for 16 fucking minutes and knowing that the next bus is going to arrive another 16 minutes later.
So fuck you molecule.
Oh and to the person who said “ iya china one luh” to the bus captain. If you are Chinese then you should be reminded that your forefathers come from China. Even if your’s is from Malaysia. It still comes from China.
Inferring, a person “iya china one luh” isn’t equivalent to you, a Singaporean more superior. Although they may have a different view about civilization through their actions, it doesn’t mean that you don’t translate your uncivilized-ness through your constant complains.
Anyway, if not for them you got HDB flats to stay, got bus to go work? No right. If its not for them. You wont have your fat ass stuck to the bus. So why are you YOU YOU complaining.
I almost. Swear to god. ALMOST (ok maybe I abit scared) wanted to shout back at the 3 mother asses. You 3 piece of fucking shit shut the fuck up and deepthroat a baseball bat can anot. Ok maybe I’ll probably just say its not the bus captain fault and stuff and censor the baseball bat. If I see this again. I WILL. DEFINITELY WILL YOU MOTHERCOWS.
So pissed off I missed breakfast.