Tuesday, June 27, 2006
when i was happily skipping home listening listening to my gay canto songs on my mp3 after my maths tution yesterday.
it was arnd 10pm
something struck pass my mind.
i am gna be 15 arnd 4 mths l8r.
oh gosh. 15
some people may thing 'wow' fifteen 'WOW' another year to 16 'wow'
FUCK
dont you people know that 15 is the worse age?!?!!
15 is a yr closer to 16
and being 16 is OLD
some ppl just wna make up a big fuss over their 16 yr old party
wth for?
informing others that you are old?
OMG. 16 is old!!
fyi i am still 14
the best of bestest age ever
why?
becos at 14 you are nt noob, gay, nerd, toot, or cuukoo
unlike 13 or 15
13 your are nerd
14 you chnge
and by 15 you are starting to grow old
16, WORSE you are old
issnt it sad to think that you are gna gt menopause few years down the road?
and that you are no longer as cute and innocent or most importantly lovable?
you are nt gna look nice whn you tie 2 ponytails after 15 yrs ols.
thinking that you are the third oldest batch in sch
although you are only the 3rd youngest
imagine being replace by younger ppl nxt few yrs
OGOSH!!!!!
WAKE UP PEOPLE!! WAKE UP!!
you are getting older everyday
you nvr noe whn you are gg
gg to this nice place with clouds and holy lights shinning
this nice little place whr you will have the thing on your head and grow wings on your back.
and go arnd floating on clouds.
so seize everyday
do whrd you want or NVR!!
Written @ 7:26 PM
Friday, June 23, 2006
i continue blogging abt how shuai am i
fine mr yuhao, fish number-.-
i shall chnge my name to the great, ming xi
ming for xiao ming de ming
xi for chen guan xi de xi
FYI for pplwho dont uunderstand hanyu pinyin
chen guan xi is edison chen
O WOW!
such a gentle and man name
DUH its gentlemen
damn you yuhao
i have BIG shinning sparking shocking electrocuting eyes
n whrd you have
small n ugly eyes like gay rain
oh my fucking tian
cn you ppl see the damn diff
i am nt trying to enlarge my eye in whrdeva way in that pic
my eye is just wow even without enlarging it
o yeah
yuhao talks cantonese in a funny accent
its lyk dog talking chinese
actual e.g:
yuhao(gay):hou lan
ming xi(man):???
yuhao(gay):itsnt it suppose to be very beautiful?
mingxi(man):chey! its hou leng
oh my tian
yuhao is so nt multi-language talented
DUH
unlike ming xi, huang ming xi(chinese), ng ming xi (english)
i talk chinese (wow)
i talk english (omg)
i talk little cantonese and understands cantonese (woooo)
i talk little hokkien and understands hokkien (incredible)
i talk very darn little jap, understands abit,i learnt jap b4, damn you (brilliant)
i talk little heng hua and understands heng hua (bravo)
o.0
FYI henghua is my dialect and its quite unknown
and also FYI i learn jap b4
i really attended classes
so pls i aint no darn poser
and i am richer thn bill gates
i go home with a limosine
a fucking long limo
which will jam the whole sch driveway
a chauffer wearing tuxedo will pick me up
and another guy wearing another tuxedo will always help me open and close the door
i have all credit cards of all banks
although i dont use it
i use this thing that is green and feels like paper
thats right i use cash
ahem
and if you dont know mr yuhao
having many credit cards doesnt mean you are rich
i have a room bigger thn
the twin tower to store all my money
talking abt my house
its almost as big as the whole padang
located at beverly hills
and my kitchen has two storeys
i hire a japanese cook
a french cook
a china cook (note: a high class most expensive cook)
an american cook
an italian cook
a singaporean cook
err now whrd have we left out
o man
i forgt
i'm so sorry its quite troublesome for me to name out all my 50 cooks
o well,
10 maids serve me
i have a personal theme park
only people like me, and my bestest of all bestest friend cn enter
this theme park is three times of genting highland
i always fly to my another home in europe by personal plane name after me, ming xi
o lets skip abt my BOD part
i know many girls have ardy fainted
i dont know how many girls will be going to faint
so for the sake of you people out thr
i shall nt blog abt my bod
and also i shall stop blogging abt my fabulous self
by now everybody on the comp loggin on to my blog have fainted
fainted by my big sparkling eyes
my richness
and my fab bod
DUH
Written @ 10:58 PM
Thursday, June 22, 2006
wuyansong.
no girls cn see your darn small freaking eye
OHMY!
unlike mine
OMTIAN
cn you all people see the fucking diff
i have yellow sparks coming out of my darn eye
o so you want a close up my nice eyes
O SURE!
this is my REAL eye
big gigantic HUMUNGOUS (whrdeva you spell it)
i shall be kind people
i noe you people have chao ta-ed over my WOW eyes
i shall stop here
Written @ 11:08 PM
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
you noe some bus drivers are so gay
a not so long time ago
i rmb wen i was taking a sbs bus
ok look at my face do i look like a 21 yr old woman
its lyk so obvious i looked lyk a secondary student
no. to be presise i was only sec 2 thn
i cnt believe a stoopid
excuse me
even my dressing were to be so matured
i still wouldnt look like a 21 yr old adult
but the fact is i wasnt wearing maturedly
in fact i was wearing casually "toot" clothes
i put 55cents exactly into the "insert coin" machine
the driver was suppose to give me a ticket
but he said excuse me cn you show your ez link card
or you have to pay 65cents
whrd the hell is the diff betwn 10cents!
n in the first place
it wasnt them hu take the coins that we drop as their salary
it was the SBS people
so 10cents
whrd could you do with the 10cents
i didnt have a 10cents coin with me
so pissed off. so i droped a 20cents
he looked at me again
and ask me whr am i gg
fine. i was gg to bedok inter
so he told me to pay arnd 50 cents more
but the fact is that i am a fucking student
can't you see it
fine.
i check my wallet
i felt so paiseh becos the bus stop because of me
i couldnt find a 50 cents coin
out of anger n fustration to hurry get a seat
i threw a 1dollar coin
didnt even bothered to collect the ticket
n sat down angrily
look at my face
even its lyk one yr l8r
i dont even look lyk a 21 yr old woman
i look lyk a fucking teenager
i just couldnt stand that driver
hey
its nt your money in the first place
we give sbs people money
n thy pay you a fixed amt of money every month
n FYI
transport fare are gting higher n higher
thy are earning more n more
a misely 10cents to them darn small
unless thy are stingy people
but please thy are earning 100Ks everyday
perhapps
so 10 cents is lyk SMALL
i just dont understand
can't thy be the bus driver i met yesterday
i was digging my purse
i didnt gt ready the coins so i am finding 60 cents out
i put in 10cent
thn another 10cents
thn another 10cents
wen i was about to put in my 20 cent n 10 cent
the uncle nicely. kindly. friendlyly gave me ticket and said:
"nvm larh"
so in the end i paid 30cents for a 55cents ticket
i shld comence that 228 bus driver
n complain that 69 bus driver
whrd the hell
can't all bus drivers learn frm that uncle in 228
Written @ 2:26 PM
Saturday, June 17, 2006
i am so bored tdy that i shall blog about cameron highland trip
i can hear you fanns screaming away
i bet you dear fanns of me n my blog have been waiting for quite a while for me to blog about my trip
so i shall be kind and blog abt it
lets start with the first day
note this is gna be a very long post with many pictures of me
when we were on our way dhr
kind lix gave me n weiying lolipops(:
although i gt stomachache after that
it wasnt a diarrhoea is was just a mild stomachache
i repeat mild stomachache.
on our way up cameron highlands
i took this picture of a waterfall
no big deal anyway it isnt as nice as the huge huge waterfall
its just a small waterfall
ooo. thr were diapers near the waterfalls
see see. babies are so not environmental friendly.
i am dulan with limweiying
i made weiying pose with the BRA
if you cn see.
behind weiying, lix and yan are taking zi lian zhao.
woohoo. equatorial hotel. the fucking 5 star hotel
thats first day morning. weiying look horrified.
the chio view of cameron highland
on our way up to tea factory
its a scary journey
the lines of teas
tada.teas again
omg. look how cute the tealeaves are
terracing
i love the hanging plants
ok fine. i was posing it.
look. weird cactus
the artistic picture i took(:
the plant which looked like it was covered with snow
(:
creepy snow white and 7 dawfs
the dumb one has 3 piercing(:
snow white's eyelinear looks smudge
not only that the smudge eyelinear looks like snow white is crying.
OMG
my horoscope libra
abt the monkeys
weiying and lix were argueing that their monkeys are wearing the nicer bra
tala~
cameron highland strawberries
cute but sour
the nxt morning(:
awww. sad
we are leaving cameron highland
orang asli
the little orang aslis
orang aslis dog
chicks and chickens(:
rched kuala selengnor
shalala coffee. i had my favourite mocha ice blended for only rm$5.70
that is abt s$2.80
wet rice
another artistic picture taken by me
look i am looking at the cute little plant on the floor
sunset
oil palm processing
SMELLY~
breakfast on the nxt morning
i and weiying still couldnt stand the stoopid guy who called us oei oei
but said thnk you to xavier
fuck
tumasek pewter factory
church in melacca
thn we ran shopping
and thn back to singapore
and thats all for my trip to malaysia
TADA~
Written @ 1:17 PM
Sunday, June 11, 2006
i have a sudden passion on blogging
because blogging makes me happy and
happy makes me blog
and one day i shall be famous for blogging
and be titled the queen of bloggers
many people will idolise me
no
everybody will idolise me
and xiaxue is gna be history overnight
bacause on the day ngxiaoyun turn famous she have gone low profile
afraid of the actual real genius of blogging ngxiaoyun
ntuc's will come running to me and ask me to film broccolli's advertisement
giving me 50k to just say:
"hey, everybody lets eat broccollis from ntuc. specially flown frm cameron highlands"
but i will just shake me head gentlly and tries to gt away from the ntuc's people who are grabbing hold of my feet begging me to film the advertisement
cold storage will come to me and provide me with broccollis until the day i die
and also giving me 150k just to say:
"hey lets eat brocollis frm cold storage *grins and teeth sparkles*"
and i would say: " i wouldnt do it if it wasnt 300k"
and coldstorage people will just say: "ON"
and shake my hand like WOW and also nvr wash their hands for the rest of their lives
i will earn as much as mr bill gates
or even more thn him
i will be listed the most succesful women
titled king overnight
enjoy manicures and hairdos frm famous shops for free
everybody will tune to my blog 24 hrs
waiting for my latest updates
nerds will memorise my whole blog overnight
and pass literature with grade A
orang aslis in cameron highlands now each has a mini laptop in their hands
and a wireless connection in their house
and thy will be reading my blog everyday
tv commercials will be full of my face only
and everybody are hooked to the tv once the tv programmes is taking a break
tv programmes will be unwatched
and actors and actress will be jobless
thy will beg me and come work for me
in a 100th floor building
a fucking listed blogging company
and soon blogging will be turnned into yunning
everybody will be logging on to blahblah.yunning.com
and a official fanclub for yunning website will be open
www.blogger.com
shall become history
and forever dispear
the producer of blogger website will turn bankrupt overnight
gary the fish
will kneel down in frnt of me begging me to come back and he will work for me
all the unfriendly aunties will smile to me gayly
all the people who use to hate me
will now think:
" xiaoyun is a born blogger. i shall not forgive myself for hating her before. i shall idolise her from now on. and remove all the sins i have did in the past"
of cos the sins means hating me in the past
everybody will love me
i will be more famous thn rain
and rain shall no longer be popular
miss wuyanrong or mrs rainyanrong
shall be very sad that his husband is no longer a star
how i wish that would happen(:
Written @ 10:14 PM
i am so bored
nobodys talking to me
i am all alone
typing rubbish in my blog
i have a sudden enthusiasium of typing the whole malaysia trip down
but sad to say
i dont have the pics
i cnt blog without pics
you people will be sad not to see any pics in my blog
so i shall only blog once i got the pics
i know you guys(fans of my blog)
are sobbing away
but dont be depress
the famous blogger ngxiaoyun
shall blog abt something interesting
because she is gna blog abt her retarded manager who she hated
and the reatardee is call gary
but pls note that the following contents needs parental guidience
thank you
gary this fuck name sounds fucking fishy
it sounds like a fucking fish name
dont you people fucking agree
he fucks
he is fucking ugly
and insist that i shld have a fucking caller id
so i could fucking call him
cos his fucking phone couldnt recieve my fucking sms
what the fuck
what he fucking thinks he is
he is just a fucking manager in a fucking low class fast food restaurant
whose fuck face is so fucking ugly
and alot more
but for now i shall be kind i repeat KIND and stop blogging abt him
Written @ 12:36 PM
the fact is that i too lazy to blog abt cameron highland trip
so if yu ppl wna noe abt it ask it frm me(:
i bought socks(:
i shall upload the pics once it is ready
for now yu shall imagine hw it looks lyk
i bought present to my dear rachel froggie
n beehwa the auntie who tinks i didnt buy for her
but amazingly i did(:
she shall be so touched
i also bought present for my one and only
dearest childhood buddy
like whrd i said
teoboongee still insist that she is twinkie
and that twinkie loves twinkles
sad to say my dear fwen teo is having a serious metal disorder
o yeah
imagine ppl imagine
all rights reserved
pls do not take away any pictures that belong to this site
teoboongee would not be very happy if you do that
till thn
bye(:
once again this post is dedicated to dearest teo
ps: to teo: see ya on court this tues(:
Written @ 12:01 AM
Monday, June 05, 2006
i havent been blogging for days.
heeeeeee.
well i shall blog abt hw dumb is teoboongee aka twinkie
teoboongee claims herself as twinkie
wth?
when we were bowling at raffles marina she insisted her name to be twinkie
of course our dear twinkie sewpt the gutters the first few rounds
teoboongee the lame also made a song abt twinkie
it goes like this:
oo oo oh~ twinkie.
it twinkles in the night sky.
OHHH TWINKIE.
twinkling for us(:
people look people.
this is how lame my dear childhoodpal teoboongee is
she even had a melody in mind for the song
lame freak
teoboongee's brother also known as teomengseng or babooseng
is even more lame.
for the whole bowling game he was yaya
yu know yaya
yes. yaya
he gt double
thinks he will gt turkey
but he didnt(:
well he kept shouting PINFALL
i dunoe whrd the hell is that
and insisted we teoboongee and me are good gutter sweeper
-.-
eugene was funny as he swings the ball flys to the back.
we all had to hide during his sencond attempt
afraid to getting hit
lmao
wen its like my turn
FINE
the ball fly back just the same way as eugene
its just that i have small fingers so the ball slips off okys
wen you ppl out thr are reading this post
i ngxiaoyun would have flown to malaysia for the winter
and have dedicated the first part of the blog to teoboongee the twinkie
because of teoboongee the twinkie i blog early in the morning
i noe and cn seee
that teoboongee is my blog fan
wakakakas
and i shall be kind becos teoboongee insist i must bring her souvinear back for her
becos she is so kind enuf to only buy ONLY me a souviner
nt ani of her fwens
but me
a mirror-.-
still she insist emily the strange is nice
Written @ 6:26 AM
