Tuesday, February 27, 2007
i shall blog about friday
bloody hell
i got lost in whr?
no
I DID NOT GET LOST IN GEYLANG
i didnt know the bus would nt turn into my ah mas house
so i didnt alight
yeah so i went all the way to sim lim square
and its 8 pm and i am lost in sim lim square!!!
so to be precise i got kinda lost there
so stop it!
i wasnt lost in god damn geylang
who wants to be lost there anyway
oh well that day went weiying's house
intend to play mini majiong
yeah so the guys played
and they found it quite difficult to
so in the end we played MURDERER AND POLICE
what a wonderful game!!
so everyone have to pick a card
number card are the civilians
king is the police
and ace spades is the MURDERER!
so it happens that i am suppose to be the murderer for quite a few rounds
drank quite a few cups of disgusting drinks
namely: milo + cranberry juice + some gassy drink +ribena
abit of pi pa gao + tea leave + peanut + milo + cranberry juice + some gassy drink
and i can tell you the first drink STINKS LIKE HELL
oh well not as cham as lye yi hao an yan
drank like 3-4 cups
and is with wang wang
and is nua one
and is half soluble in the drink
LOL
yan drank the biggest cup
LOL
its like so fun luh
justin was funny
he got the ace spades
then he surrendered without killing anyone
LOL
then i left for tuition and got lost there
oh then i was on this 67 bus filled with bangla
EEEEEEEEEEEW
i was traumatize
and thy stinks
not to be offensive
did they even bathe?
and i notice this old uncle got up the bus from geylang
then when he was alighting
he use his contaminated hands and PUSH ME ASIDE!!!
cant he see there aint any space for me to move for him to get his fat body out of the bus
and he was scolding me all the way down the steps
so i scold him back right in his ears
eew can
i think he couldn't fuck a cheena prostitute well
so he isnt feeling happy
he pushed me
what if i contract aids?!!
i dont wna die so EARLY!!!!
oh my
god please save me
i dont wna die
this is so eew
if i were to contract aids
when i die
i am gna haunt him
chop him into pieces
and feed dogs
MUAHAHAHAHA
stupid old uncle
anyway
i saw a woman wrapped in towel wearing shower cap watering the plants early in the morning before coming to school
and the worst thing is that i could she her half naked
and its like BIRD"S EYE VEIW
HOLY COW
cant she get dressed properly?
and she on the corridoor
which is exactly beside the lift
so anyone who came out from the lift can she her wrapped in a towel
i wasnt pervert of something
i didnt intend to see it
i was just so annoyed by the bloody bastard below who turned on the radio so loud that i can even hear it in my dreams
so i went out of the house and look at who the hell is playing the music
and then i saw what i am not suppose to see
an old woman with exposed boobs
eew.
eew
eew
Written @ 7:02 PM
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
first day of new yr
LOL
wear like big red ang pao
i got ang pao money increment
WOOOOW!!!
increase 8 bucks nia -.-
father $28
mother $28
so eew
stone at ah ma house for the whole day
super gay day
mummy hogging the majiong table like nobod'ys business
and she bloody hell dont let me play!!
well today just get to know hw to play luh
but i wna try what
anyways
at night went to eugene house
boring
see those anti-social never see before age 17-19 weird people
then lao zhang came thn play tai di!!!!
won almost all
like lose one or two rounds nia
won abit cos we played 5 cents per card
BOW TO ME YOU LOSER
21 dian completely no luck
i hate that game anyway
shld have play like $5 right?
then i will be rich like hell
ang pao money is pathetic
and some fool wrapped a 2 bucks?!
omtian
if i were to give i will at least give 4 bucks luh
2 bucks?
OMG 2 PEUUNY BUCKS??
eeew
chu er, second day of new year
stone at home until 6 then reach ah ma house around 630
bloody hell everybody sleeping
cannot play majiong?!!!
ji dan gao
then everyone woke up lao zhang eugene and teo ms came my ah ma hs
CANNOT PLAY AGAIN
bloody hell luh
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
LOL
played dai ti
i won everyround yeah. cos only 2 rounds nia
then went home -.-
third day
early in the morning my cousin that si ah lian came
lol
she look like ah lian
lol retard pic of her
we gay-ed
took pictures
blah and blah
i help her tie hair
cos she likes my chio hair
then some ppl make my super pek chek
.....
well then weiying chernyu yihao justin seah came my house
i told justin seah's and yihao's fortune
and chernyu is the huge obstacale between blah and blah
LOL
weiying and yihao played with my stitch and girlfriend
like little kids
use the softtoy and fight
LOL
and yihao keep tieing knots
first he tied stitch girlfriend's antena
then he tied spongebob's rabbit ears
torturing my softtoy can
yeah
-.-
oh my baby cousin is freaking cute
big small eye one
and he likes stitch and girlfriend
lol
then went to chernyu's house
played dai ti and ban la
lose money like hell
so went to justin house play majiong!!!
finally...
first round zi mo!
then after that lose all the way
eew
daniel look like a ah beng insuarance agent with his peirced ear
LMAO
and the head lines for 20feb2007
DANIEL AND YIHAO FEN SHOU LE!!!!
ta men de gan qing nan dao shi na me de chui ruo mah?!!!
well,
it goes like that
date: 20feb2007 at
time: around 5pm
location: justin seah's house
what are they doing: playing majiong
witnesses: laoniang, weiying, justin seah
while yihao, daniel, justin seah and me(weiying is behind me)
yihao being not that fast played very slowly
daniel super buay song scold yihao
and again yihao played slowly
and daniel pekcheck scolded yihao again
well.
that was what we just saw
and i, laoniang is totally not in position to interfere their business
so the tension grew
and grew
and grew
and finally they broke up
chen shi qing tian pi li!
i repeat i, laoniang is totally not in position to interfere therfore i do not know who initiated the breakup
sad right
so now let us have a minute of silence to bid goodbye and remeber the joyful memories of our most loved couple for the year
*silence*
*silence*
and finally not forgetting
well lets all not let that peeuny matter deepen out spirits
i shall entertain you with my cousin's retard pic
Written @ 9:19 PM
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
and to all nooons, its a day off for all of you sisters
so you cn go pa tor or whatever you like
LOL
anyway
thank you those who bought me valentine day gifts
namely,
weiying
feli
rachel
anabel
yanrong
lix
yingto
arun
justina
zhiwei
phyu phyu
yunyi
yong shan
love ya ppl :D
oh and to those fucktards who still owe me valentines day present
namely,
chernyu
beehwa
yihao
daniel
weeming
and whoever who think he/she owes me
rmb to bring tmr
or else stinky will haunt you forever and ever and ever...
gave out flowers today
if i forgotten to give you
pls remind me
i'll go buy and pass you most prob nxt wed
LOL daniel, chernyu and yihao look so gay with the flowers sticking out of their chest
LOL
they are officially the fans of i <3 xy fan club
cos they are wearing the i<3 xy flowers
lalala
well, i shall show you all my valentine day gifts until nw
TADA
feli's peuuny cookies was not in the picture
cos it was UNwrapped
and i have totally nowhere to keep it away from bacteria
so i ate it
well
i am happy today :D
and to those single assmoles like me
cheer up
nth to be sad about
single is good
single means FREEDOM
so stop sulking
so in such a joyful occasion
i am proud to present you
THE COUPLE OF THE YEAR!!!!
WOOO!!!!! *cheers*
and the winners are......
*drum rolls*
TADA !!!!!
they look so xin fu
and you know why?
cos they are wearing the i<3 xy fan club's flower on their chest!!!
so to all those single assmoles
dont be sad
you will find your true love tmr, tmr de tmr, tmr de tmr de tmr
or any other days in the future
and soon you'll nvr knew
you will be as xin fu as them
LOL
and to all the fucktards with dates
stop suaning me or something
cos i got a valentine :D
muahahaha
you wont know who my valentine is
cos its for me to know and for you bloody bastards to nvr find out
beg me if you want to know
or stay tune to my next post
oh and if you are single and super duper depressed about today
you are most welcome to join the NOON club :D
Written @ 7:08 PM
Sunday, February 11, 2007
i am soooooooooo bored
studied from like 2pm-415pm
totally cnt understand wth is GNI after staring for 15 mins
went out with weiying in the morning
ate starbucks
then accompanied her buy shoe for cny
she bought a black heel
OH i resist my temptation
i didny buy a shoe
:D
but i bought a earing stand for 16 bucks
a mini one
looks cute
i am staring at it nw
and it looks so bare
there is like 48 holes in total
and 39 of them are earingless
the others are infested with hydrated iron(III) oxide
so i dump it into my wardrobe
weiying bought a super cute mini guess bag
you cnt imagine hw much is it
then went home
intend to buy 2 tubs of bens and jerry's to eat while studying
no stock
so i bought a peuuny walls mango cup ice cream and dodo fishball instant noodles
taste alright
i am still craving for my bens and jerrys :D
and dodo fishball noodles taste heavenly
arrange sone of my drawer just nw
looks super neat now
but still fill with lots of junk
studied awhile
played tama
slack
studied for 2 freaking hours
oh well
i shan't he blogging for this week until new year eve i think
need to study
assmole
i dont know what the hell is GNI
can someone explain it to me?
Written @ 6:29 PM
Monday, February 05, 2007
omg luh
i am so PISSED with blogger
i am so pissed with alot of ppl too
ahh whatever luh
blogger is gay
first is that everytime i publish the post it will refresh and everything *poof* gone
so i have to freaking type out the entire post again
bloody hell
then now cannot upload pictures
so i have to do it the the hard way
resize my bloody pic
go to photobucket
upload the picture
and wait
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and wait.
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if you people didnt know
my computer is rather SLOW
i dont know whats with it
but my signal strength has been low for the past few years
since there is a huge wall blocking the connection
so ok
finally i will get the pictures
then i will copy the html
and paste it in here
waste of time
WASTE MY TIMEWASTE MY BLOODY HELL PRECIOUS TIME
LESSER TIME = LESSER MONEY
nono
LESS TIME TO BLOG = MORE TIME TO STUDY
PRECISELY
and you people know how important this year meant to me?!!!
this year is O lvl year
and since the begining of this year
i had been enlightened
enlightened to buck up
and not slack
not wasting my bloody precious time
cos i want to get super freaking shocking O level results
so my gay parents can just shut up
and stop nagging at me
parents: yakity yak yak
xiaoyun:*jiaobin* i got good result for O lvl what do you still want
parents: *SHOCK*
then they will treat me like emperor and buy stuff for me
cos i get good results
and they are happy
so they will continue to be happy and stop jiaoing me for the rest of the year
HAPPY
i am happy too
blah
then when they happy
i can ask for more things
like ton at chalet
go overseas with friends
blah and blah
go home late by myself
HAPPY
and this all begins with blogger
if blogger could upload my pics
i will not have lesser time to study
i blogger could upload my pics
i would have more time to study
and my parents will stop yaking cos i have fabulous results
and that will shut them up from non-stopp nagging at me for no particular reason
oh did i tell you
my mom screams at me just because i borrowed her glue
she insist i use my own one
which i totally have no idea where mine is
and she refuse to let me use hers
because it is hers
and i am suppose to have myown one
but the problem is i cannot find my own one!!
bloody hell
stupid blogger
Written @ 7:06 PM
