Saturday, April 29, 2006
i shall blog bout yesterday.
we had our papers 1
i think i toked crap
for english i wrote about the dillema
i think it kinda went dramatic --
as for chinese i dont wna tink bout it
i got totally out of point
OMG
well. i went out with
wuyanrong tdy
went to marina square
cos i wanted to buy a tie
and its lyk $4.90
so i bought a black tie with skull on it
and she bought a tie with striped pink and white
lyk those very swt or business man tie
we turn exited about whrd to wear on racial harmony day
i hope it comes earlier
lols. tink about it. exams wasnt even over yet):
we spin lots of capsules
we spined the beans and we gt dhe same one
dhe nicest beans
dhn i spin and got dhe evil looking peter pan
i got stitch readin a book too
i didnt want to spin dhe vegetable machine again
it shucks to think i got dhe ugly thing
WORST i didnt even noe wth is that vegetable --
yanrong spined the sticker machine and she gt princess
LMAO.
we went into this big and nice shop which sells all the cute stuffs
i fell in love with the three eyed alien in toys story
it is lyk so cute cn
we saw
japanese version of tamagotchi
which is lyk
alot more chioer dhn the singapore's version
but it cost lyk $69.90
and ours cost lyk $29.90
thn we went in to a sanrio shop
we saw this damn cute toy at the counter
thn we went in (note:
HALF inside the counter)
the shopkeeper was lyk: can you please gt out of the counter
wtf? i am lyk sho pissed off
and so was yanrong
went we went out of the shop yan shouted:
SERVICE SHUCKSi shouted shucks back and she diao-ed me n yan
i grin at her
her face was lyk damn pissed off.
now yanrong left with 40cents
i left with 4dollars50cents
we are poor
and are starving
but look on the bright side
we are rich!
cos we have this greatest invention
EZLINK CARDin the end we went to seven eleven bought maggie mee and drinks
and walk through the shopping mall lyk idiots
we finally found a place to eat--
and
weird people are just looking at us lyk wth?
we saw this family of a 3 argueing with this
indianfine. i am racist
well the last sentence or phrase or whrdsoever i heard was
idian:GET LOST
family:*angry*
then they went walked away
yanrong was lyk
pigyanrong: i wna go home and slp.....
dhn i pulled her
we started tailling ppl
dhy stopped at the reception counter
according to whrd i hear..
the indian is called
ashthey wanted to
complain to his manager
*note: indian was a chocolate shop staff
we stayed their "reading maps of singapore" trying to eavesdropp
yanrong was lyk sho kind
it was lyk raining cats n dogs
and she
PEI me walk to my bustop
and we both gt drench
and l8r she have to walk back without an unbrella
i <3 yanrong
Thursday, April 27, 2006
TUESDAYwent out with feli
went tuh her house.
it was sho fun.
making ahbeng hippos wear gold chain.
and ah beng hippo's girlfriend hippo wear g string.
also ah beng hippo wears bikini
LOLS.
feli was sho kind tuh pei mie walk 2 bustop for bus 15
but in dhe end. dhr was no fifteen - -
sho in dhe end. we took 608 back.
i rch home about 730.
omg sho late.
WEDNESDAYi couldnt rmb anything tdy.
i'm having dhat stm all over again.
pity mie):
THURSDAYdhr ish sho much thing i wanted tuh blog tdy.
basically tdy was an interesting dae(:
i was sho pissed off by dhat zhi wei.
zhiwei : trying tuh scratch nabilah with his "
CLAW"( paper clips on nails)
me : OMG zhiwei. yu are gay.
zhiwei : *runs tuh mie lyk a retard* yar i am gay
zhiwei : * hits me lyk a ger* hey sister wna go out tdy lets go
shoppin!!
me : - - * runs away frm zhi wei*
zhiwei* chases mie* omg sister lets go pierce our ears. lets buy earrings OMG!
me : - -
zhiwei : *smack me lyk a gay* sister comon lets go shopping!!
me : - - go away
zhiwei : *wacks mie lyk a gay* oh comon sister lets go shopping tdy!!
me : - - go away!
zhiwei :
SHOPPING!! * jumps into dhe air and flaps hand lyk retard*
me :
GO AWAY!!!~ * screams at dhe top of her lungs. n run away*
next. i am gna tell yu ppl about a fact dhat
BIG HEAD = NO BRAINdhe story behind dhis thing is dhat.
scientist xiaoyun happens tuh look at weiying big head n wonder
xiaoyun dhe brilliant : ish weiying's head hollow?
therefore she tried experimenting it and found a best way tuh find out dhe truth.
immediately xiaoyun walks tuh weiying n knocks on her head.
xiaoyun: *knocks on weiying's head*
weiying - -
xiaoyun: *knocks at weiyings head n immitates dhe sound of knocking*
KNOCK KNOCKxiaoyun: *jumps up in amazement*
OMG. yur
HEAD ish
HOLLOW!!!weiying: fuck yu ! maii head isn't hollow.
of course ppl does nt admit dhr head ish hollow.
therfore xiaoyun came tuh a conclusion
big head+hollow=
no brains/small puuuny brainstherefore =
hollow =
less cleverand less clever =
less brainsless brains = no brainssho big head = no brainsjustina was vehh high tdy.
justina : yippy ya ya yippy yippy ya~
loewe : *continues* yippy ya ya yippy yippy ya~
ng walks towards dhm n smack their heads
loewe: *smiles at NG* come on cher sing with mie. 1, 2, 3! yippy ya ya yippy yippy ya~
lmao.
loewes funny.
finally last but nt least.
xiaoyun dhe cloud made it rain and snow tdy.
xiaoyun: throwing biscuits in dhe air*
SNOWING!xiaoyun: spurting water in dhe air*
RAINING!dhis also show dhat chicken eg.
LIMWEIYING couldnt make it rain or snow(:
Friday, April 21, 2006
weiying pang seh mie fer HALF a day - -
i'm gna fail POA
went out with feli AGAIN
she changed her stud
a pink crystal one
chio cn.
i'm stiu stuck with maii pathetic little metallic pink stud):
i loosen maii screw/ball
sho cool(:
heng ish nt dhat chorlor woman help mie de.
WTH. stoopid pregnant woman.
sho proud. make maii belly bleed UPWARDS.
we bought thongs(:
blue with pink ribbon at dhe back.
its chio.
dhn we took neopwints with it.
sho fun(:
went shopping.
bought nice things(:
look at studs.
i saw dhis damn chio lacey belt with one big flower n big crystal in dhe middle.
dhn alot of lace cuming down.
DAMN FRIGGIN CHIO.
its 23.90.
i'm targeting on dhe pink one(:
OMG.
i am adicted tuh lace
we are gna personalise our caps.
woohoo.
put chanins n jewel on it.
WOOHOO.
coolstuff(:
we are sho high tdy(:
Thursday, April 20, 2006
went out with feli tdy.
see see belly studs(:
MESSY MESSY.
lmao.
pain factor ish just 3/10 fer naval cn.
dhn ear ish also 3/10
sho inaccurate.
ear shld be 1
naval shld be 5
DUH
learn sho much bout belly --
feli have tuh change her stud.
i dont have tuh(:
cos hers ish too tight.
dhats y vehh red.
n mines gna be shorter few yrs down dhe rd
dhat means its gna tear easier- -
wth wth wth
dhn she tried tuh help mie screw out dhe belly stud.
she's lyk pulling it and trying tuh unscrew it.
PAIN CN.
went home.
and it started tuh bleed.
- -
bleed upwards.
nt downwards.
freaky cn.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
MONDAY
after sch. meet up with teoboongee- - n her fwen.
well. went tuh x craft.
dhe woman said dhat dhe piercer nvr cum.
n wont be cuming fer 2 wks.
wth?
she said he would be here tdy. TDY!
okys. QUITE disapointed.
went tuh far east i decided nt tuh give up.
sho i asked dhe x craft woman/man.
looks both tuh me.
HE/SHE saes onli 16 n above dhn cn.
WTH!!
cool down xiaoyun.
cool down.
went tuh dhe tatoo shop.
i decided tuh try maii luck.
sho i asked dhe guy in ENGLISH
me: may i noe hw old dhn cn pierce belly?
guy: huh?! *confused*
sho i decided tuh tok tuh him in CHINESE
me: AHEM. qing wen. ji sui cai ke yi da belly?
guy: HUH?! * even more confused*
eventurelly i decided tuh use both.
me: may i noe da belly yao how old cai ke yi pierce?* screwed face*
guy: OOOOO. 13 n above * retarded face*
but acturely dhe guy look kinda cute.
well his eng sounds lyk jap.
idunoe.
i was darn fucking happie.
i finnaly found a shop tuh pierce!
sho i pierced dhr.
PROCESS
first.
put a red red bloody looking substance into dhe hole of dhe belly.
he said ish tuh clean dhe belly.
second.
apply dhe alchohol.
third.
marking dhe fucking dot.
forth.
KIAP yur skin.
fifth.
breathe in breathe out n poke dhe needle through.
sixth.
putting in dhe stud n pulling out dhe needle.
yu ppl think its nt pain?
let LAO NIANG tell yu.
its pain.
dhe kiap part ish pain.
dhe poke part ish even more pain.
dhe putting in stud ish also pain.
but...
after all dhe PROCESSES.
dhn no feeling liaos(:
back at home- -
i was bleeding.
nth much.
until i notice dhis stain on dh front of mai PJ
its lyk menses in dhe front?
wth.
lift up maii pj n whrd did i saw?
BLOOD.
its lyk DI-GUS-TING
well wipe it off. but stiu cnt stop.
i tot i was gna die!!
SAVE ME PEOPLE.
i put dhe cloth lyk thing on maii piercing.
wen i took out bout half n hr l8r.
dhe blood was lyk filling maii hole. belly hole.
n its damn bloody.
its dripping down maii stomach.
sho maii KIND fwen told me tuh rub ice arnd dhe piercing
dhn put sugar on it.
after dhat i wrap it back in dhe NEW cloth lyk thing till tmr.
TUESDAY
believe me.
SUGAR + BLOOD = harden big piece of red sugar
= FUCKING GROSS.
its gross. dhe thing.
its lyk all dhe sugar joint together with blood arnd it.
OMG.
i feel lyk fainting.
CALL DHE NURSE CALL DHE NURSE
wth.
but at least it stopped dhe bleeding.
went tuh sch.
bleed n bleed.
i am dieing of blood loss.
n peeuuny weiying refuses tuh gimme chocolates tuh regain blood.
daniel saes that i am having time of dhe month - -
yar. n it come out frm maii belly.
yingto sae i look lyk pregnant lady.
yu ppl think its nt pain?
let LAO NIANG tell yu again.
its pain.
or else y am i walking sho fucking weirdly.
well.
nw its okys.
its nt bleeding animore(:
congrats me ppl.
ppl: CONGRATS.
me: THNK YU THNK YU * waves hand in air*
Friday, April 14, 2006
i havent been blogging fer sho long.
i gt rather sian bout blogging- -
WED
i hab a rather bad memory.
sho i shall start blogging on wed.
went out with jinmay n clarabel.
jinmay was crazy.
fer whrdeva reason she is being happy.
dhn slacked at dhe bubble tea shop.
MILO OREO ICE BLEND RAWKS shucks
sho i bought honey peach red tea.
again. it shucks.
taste sho siap siap.
clarabel's honey CONCENTRATED juice taste sho swt.
its lyk yu'r gna gt diabeties.
sho we came out with a gd idea.
we mixed dhe two drinks together
TADA
honey peach concentrated juice with red tea[:
taste alot nicer.
nt sho swt n nt sho siap.
jinmay is just contented with her chocolate oreo ice blend.
after dhat dhy went tuh mai hs.
painted nails[:
dhn bout 7 plus.
accompany clarabel go pierce her ear.
dhe right third earhole.
its nice.
THURS
well.
cca was canceled^^
it was cancelled lyk every cca day
oh man.
sho cool.
dhn feli n i went out.
jalan jalan.
we spin dhe capsule thing n gt dhe arrgliest of all arrgliest.
mie unfortunately spin first n gt ALICE IN DHE WONERLAND - -
feli nxt gt a better dhn mie but stiu kinda weird looking mickey mouse.
feli dhn reserved her crowned belt.
2 bucks tuh reserve tuh fri bout 5 pm liddat.
lmao.
went tuh eat okd chunky.
n dhat friggin sotong coudnt come off dhe stick- -
nvm.
dhn we two went hm BROKE.
she went tuh maii hs.
painted nails again[:
i begin tuh hav doubts about piercing maii belly.
but after deep thoughts.
i hav come tuh a conclusion.
[mei shi yao fu chu dai jia de]
yu gt it?
its in chinese.
hopefully wen i pierce i wont faint lyk some actress.
BANG *faints*
lmao.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
mrs y**w was lyk -.-
nvr do zuo ye dhn stand up.
dhn walk arnd dhe class she over dhr sae sae.
i n yingto go justina dhr take swt.
justina luff untill sho loud.
she tell mie n yingto to gt out of dhe class.
wth?
dhn go out lor.
we have tuh stand separately.
wth.
dhn we close dhe windows.
she wants us tuh open-.-
dhn we over dhr play play.
do zuoye.
lmao. we throw dhe books into class.
dhn we began tuh throw pens at each other.
i throw she catch.
she throw i catch.
i throw vehh far.
dhn i went tuh take maii things.
zhiwei was lyk : "xiaoyun whr yu gg!?"
mrs y**w : "whr yu gg xiaoyun!"
mie : "go take maii things larh" -.-*
wth? y has zhiwei gta be sho kns. kpo. n sho kb.
-.-
dhn i shouted back tuh zhiwei
" pay attention larh"
lmao. i cnt stand him kaes.
he ish such a f**ucking xiaobailian.
n he admits it.
Monday, April 03, 2006
tdy was sho heng.
i'm nt gna blog whrd happen tdy(:
