Wednesday, May 24, 2006
eeeew.
i shall blog abt hw gay is this guy customer i met in mosburger
well
THE GAY CUSTOMER IN MOS
me: hello *smiles gayly*
guy: hellos *smiles back gayly*
guy: cn i have a peach tea, lemon tea and a coke light all large?
me:oky *smiles gayly and key in items in cashier*
me: OMG *key-ed wrongly*
guy: OMG you key-ed wrong?! *sacarstically*
me: *diaos in heart* *smiles gayly to him* *thn gt the drinks*
guy: may i know which is which
me: this is XXX this is XXX this is OMG. which one is which
guy: *smiles very sacarstically*
me: HEEEEEEE. eh i forgot to put lemon in your lemon tea
me: *put lemons in drink* *returns him change but accidentally close the change box*
me: OMG OMG OMG i forgt to return you the change
guy: OMG you forgt to give me my chnge*sacarstically*
me: *runs to lenny* OMG OMG help me open the change box
lenny: *o.O*
the guy was like DAMN sacarstic- -
THE SINGING GUY IN MOS
i have this crew mate who likes to sing to himself
he likes to bootlick
he is an OLD man
he sings cantonese and chinese songs
(eg. gei wo yi bei wang qing shui~)
(eng: give me one forget love water~)(direct translation)
lame shit
THE MOS BURGER GUY IN MOS
he is irritating me with his "welcome to mos burger"
no its nt the phrase that irritaes me.
its the TUNE
welcome to(low monotone) mos (slightly lower) burrrr(high) ger(low)
lame lame lame
eeeeeeeeeeeew.
welcome to mos burger welcome to mos burger
Written @ 9:40 PM
Sunday, May 21, 2006
i shall chnge my font bigger.
it looks kinda small in the blog i noticed
FRI
i and feli went working.
thr was this ang mor guy who was like gg to quarrel with this crew.
notice i use quarrel
because thy didnt acturelly quarrelled.
the ang mor was asking the crew hw much is the thing,
which the crew apparently doesnt understand his slanged english
ang mor: hw muchh ishh thhe fiiivee pieeece prwaann?
crew: HUH?
ang mor: *jiaobins* *walks over to feli* hw muchh ishh thhe fiiivee pieeece prwaann?
feli: HUH?
ang mor: *even more jiaobin* *walks over to me* you come here,hw muchh ishh this?
xiaoyun: OOOO. 3.10 for 5 piece
ang mor: you are the only one which cn answer me.
((((:
and feli do not blog abt the ketchup thing.
eeeew. you blogged abt it ardy- -
well.my leg really hurts after 7 hrs of
Written @ 1:20 PM
Thursday, May 18, 2006
this is so gna be a long post
OH. about the P*H* thing
kaiyan dont be so jealous
you see. wee just happen to ask and we gt the job you noe
well.
mos burger shucks.
you see people. mos salary was like 3.20 per hr. no xtras for O.T and can only eat food like chicken fish and beef burger.
not even a pathetic teriyaki chicken burger.
cnt do manicured nails or long nails.
no multiple earings. hair ALL to the back
work 2 times in a wk one day minimium 4 hrs
on the other hand pizza hut.
4 per hr
cn eat what you want
has O.T that is 1.5 of basic salary
and can work one time in a wk
ppl who work at our location de PH will becum managers nxt time
and we our face can appear in magazines all over the world
isnt that lyk so cool?
now i shall blog about fifi
FIFI
phee is so shuck tdy.
just becos i wear ankle socks.
she wanted to punish and complain me to teacher
and reapeats "ex-student counciller" loudly
i felt so irritated i reaplied
me: but i am a normal student now
phee:*jiaobin* fine. i shall punish you as a normal student
me: smiles gayly
eee. there is lyk hundreds of people for her to catch and why does she have to catch me only?
presicely.
she say i am worse girl in the whole lvl.
because of my attire.
ahem ahem. my attire is considered like neat if you didnt know.
and now i am like gna be famous because of her.
the reason she punished me was because of my socks
but in the end she complained to mr raj because of my nicely manicure nails.
because mrs yiow told her of my nails.
yiow was another one.
i shall blog about her l8r.
tmr early in the morning raj is gna say loudly to the microphone to the whole damai
raj: ngxiaoyun please see me in the general office
i am like so gna be famous, ppl.
its oky.
i dont mind the attention you know.
now another person i wan to blog about is my "DEAR" form teacher
YIOW/ the two faced creature
look people look.
you people may think whrd a nice teacher is this.
but please do not gt blinded by her thick foundations
you know.
she even puts extra powder to cover all her face wholes on her cheeks.
okys i am so sorry i said so much bad things about you my form teacher for the rest of the half months.
i shall be kind
but i have to say that i think that you are just jealous of my beautifully manicured nails.
please~
you look so kind in frnt of me
but wen i was not arnd.
you complained behind my back to fifi.
nono.
how can i put it like that
it should be you gossiped behind my back.
what a evil thing to do as a form teacher
its evil you know.
i know you must be thinking like other teachers (eg. rose)
that i evil ngxiaoyun influence angelic limweiying and angelic wuyanrong to become evil.
why you freaking teachers always say i influence people.
why why why.
excuse me. i am as angelic as them okys.
you teachers are not angelic.
cause i se horns on your head in your shadows.
you just look kind to us but gossip behind our backs.
you teachers are like wolf in sheep skin
i am so disapointed in damai secondary school teachers.
i wna tell you that you carnt stop me frm hating you.
so i do not expect you teachers to like me either.
but teachers are suppose to be fair and not bias like mrs ng.
so be fair to me!
p.s: if you teachers wna sue me or what so ever let me tell you.
there are no vulgarities, threatening contents, nc16, m18 or r21 stuffs here.
its just a innocent student view of wolf in sheep clothing teachers.
so dont bother sueing me.
it just make me hate you more.
Written @ 9:37 PM
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
i was too lazy to blog the few days ago
so sorry(:
yesterday was FUN
i went working w feli
the counter was damn fun.
collect money return chnge everything
and i gave a customer one dollar more-.-
kitchen was nt so fun
hot and NOTHING to do
the old ah ma refuses to let me do work
so i just stand thr doing NTH
o fuck.
after that we took neos
feli and me had manicure(:
rch home at 830.
oooo. i lurve working(:
Written @ 3:21 PM
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
my ear's bleeding- -
and i am eating broccolli and blogging
tdy is such an uninteresting day
aparently, i've nothing interesting to blog about
so i shall blog about broccolis
broccoli gd fer health
they are nutricious and quite yummy
as you cn see people.
this reetarrdee man with a beard wearing a broccoli suit resembles a
yupps this is more like it
this picture with another man with beard and a broccoli suit resembles more like a broccoli.
lets ignore the reetarrdee hotdog behind.
as you can see people broccoli is grn
and what does your parents always say?
grn=healthy
therefore broccoli=healthy
because..
broccoli=grn
grn=healthy
healthy=broccoli
as what the tv always sae.
2 fruits and vegetables a day
you people out thr shld eat more broccoli
also according to me. ahem
broccoli is a cruciferous vegetable which contains sulforaphane which acts as an antibiotic effect which can prevent cancer.
look people look.
broccoli cn be wear in suits
it cn be eaten
and also prevents cancer
therefore.
you people shld eat more broccolis
Written @ 12:32 PM
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
trust me.
i, ngxiaoyun shall be a successful blogger someday
thats my ambition(:
do you people know why?
that is becos i cn have alot of free stuff like creative mp3, free manicure or hairdo and all those attention.
fine. i am talking crap and you people out there are just wasting your time reading this failure's blogger blog.
becos most of time i read my own blog
look people look
i am the fan of my blog.
i am just a failure
weiying zhiwei xavier and mie are playing with "animals"
what weiying calls them
o yeah weiying. maii head aint hollow yours are.
lets continue.
we are playing with them and hitting each others animals.
each animals have 3hp (pathetic or what)
once hit thrice or hw you spell it.
your animal will die
and you are suppose to take the standby "animal"
and play again.
childish secondary 3 teens X)
genie and peter pan are few of my cutest animals which are well loved by everyone especially zhiwei who totally goes crazy over it.
aint it cute
lmao.
i and weiying have decided nt to go to sch tmr(:
i hate reeeetardee mrs teo.
i've gt a maths tuition teacher!!
mr ZHIWEI - -
lastly, and for LIMWEIYING my number one fan of my blog.
i have chnged the font colour to white.
Written @ 3:08 PM
Monday, May 01, 2006
early in dhe morning lyk 5.40am
i was woken up by the f**king indian twinkle twinkle little star
its maii alarm clock
its so damn irritating
i am sho gna chnge it
and about 830 i was woken up by maii mom
who was talking damn loudly about why ministers have high salary
but still increasing salary by taxing us poor singaporeans
DUH. they shouldn gt high salary you noe
imagine people imagine.
IF the government would take lesser salary
meaing lesser tax on we poor citizens.
my mother and father will be richer
therefore giving me more pocket money
and as a result i, ngxiaoyun will be richer
and if the government would not make a rule that schooling is compulsary
i would be able to go out tdy
and nt being locked at home to study
i was forced to do so
because study=good results
and good results=good future
hey who's the one who came out with this crap
we poor students children are force to do what we dont like to
seriously i dont have anithing interesting to blog animore. well poeple. let mie stress to death
Written @ 1:06 PM
