:D

Thursday, May 29, 2008

2 girls + 1 macbook = 2 idiots!

2 belly buttons.LOL

meet my evil twin.

friendly faceless monster &&

a fierce faceless monster
and we are very very scary!!!

*RRRROAR*

tons of pictures more. but i'm too lazy to post them all. maybe next time

4 pecs and 2 more to go!!

Written @ 9:22 PM

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

i am extremely broke now. xiaoyun is facing a serious financial crisis at the moment.

AND IT SUCKS COS ITS GSS AND I WANT TO GET THAT GUCCI WALLET!!!
hate it.

and i am officially unemployed.
like as what my macro economic notes stated,

unemployed persons: These refer to the persons aged 15 years and over who are not working but are available for work and are actively looking for a job.

xiaoyun is 16, just got sacked, and is actively looking for a job.
this is also known as frictional unemployment.

macroecons is killing me. somebody please save me.

Written @ 10:16 PM

Monday, May 26, 2008

got nothing better to do. Decide to attempt this test. And surprisingly my IQ showed a drastic improvement compared to last year. last year was only 100 then it dropped to 95 then now 122. wonderful!

Impoverished >Second Rate >Middle Class >Wealthy >Extremely Wealthy >Prosperous >Mogul >Magnate >Midas Touch
i'm still like 3 steps away from that O.O potential amount of money i can earn. zzz

I should seriously get a life. I dont understand why am i so facinated by it for the past 45 mins. After like so long then i realise this tests are so meaningless. I should have spent this few minutes on my Research On Hospitality & Tourism.

Its GSS and i'm at home....... studying

Written @ 6:26 PM

Saturday, May 24, 2008

The old ng xiaoyun's back!!

No more sadist thoughts for now. I shall continue to be contented with my chawanmushi, and raw SALMON with lots of wasabi. No more gore, and no more unhappy thoughts.

SENTOSA!! had fun today. I think i'm still best with my one and only clique.

but now its gonna be back to my introduction to hospitaity and tourism report~!

anyway...
A BIG BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
JEREMY TEO JIE MIN (23THMAY) &
TAN ZHI WEI (24THMAY)

Written @ 10:26 PM

Friday, May 23, 2008

i am super pissed off with everybody.
LIKE SE-RI-OUSLY

i have no bloody idea why am i doing my group assignment ALONE. When i think nobody even bothered about it, Yet i am still struggling to complete this GROUP assignment to perfection. I dont know why the hell should i be the ONLY ONE stressing over this thing because the due date is still a month away. BUT THERE IS BLOODY HELL LOT OF ASSIGNMENT, LIKE 3 OF IT!! AND THE DUE DATES ARE LIKE BLOODY HELL FUCKING CLOSE SO I HAVE NO REASON TO NOT BE SO STRESSED UP. BUT WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE I AM THE ONLY HUMAN TO BE BLOODY CONCERN WITH THIS BLOODY HELL GRADED ASSIGNMENTS. THAT IS BECAUSE..................I NEED TO PASS THIS ASSIGNMENT TO BE ABLE TO PASS MY EXAMS, AND GET INTO THE 10% OF THE COHORT!!

AND APPARANTLY NOBODY APPRECIATES ME AND WEIYING'S EFFORT IN ORGANIZING THE OUTING. Ok, it was weiying who was doing most of the stuffs. BUT NOW, LAST MINUTE EVERYONE'S LIKE BREAKING THEIR FUCKING PROMISES THEY FUCKING MADE, GIVING FUCKING RIDUCULOUS EXCUSES. EVEN FUCKING SUAN US WHEN WE ARE PUTTING SO MUCH EFFORT IN IT. I REALLY DONT SEE WHY HE SHOULD DESERVE THIS. I'M LIKE EVEN SKIPPING MY LECTURE FOR THE OUTING WHEN THAT PERSON DOESNT EVEN BLOODY APPRECIATE. WTF WTF AND WTF IS THAT PERSON'S PROBLEM. I SERIOUSLY DONT SEE WHY WE SHOULD CONTINUE WITH THIS OUTING.

WTF IS WITH MY MOTHER. I AM SUPER STRESSED UP WITH ALL MY STUFFS, BLOODY ASSIGNMENTS AND FUCK-ED UP PEERS. SHE CAN STILL BE ANGRY WITH ME FOR NOT HELPING HER CHECK OUT HER ONLINE SHOPPING SPREES, AND COMPLAINING TO EVERYONE THAT I AM LIKE SO "STRESSED" UP BY SUCH A BLOODY SMALL MATTER WHICH SHE NEVER HAD DURING HER BLOODY HELL SCHOOL AND HER FUCKING WORKING DAYS. KEEP COMPLAINING THAT HOW IS SHE GONA HAVE TO FACE ME WHEN I AM WORKING NEXT TIME. IN THE FIRST PLACE I TOLD HER I AM BLOODY HELL STRESSED WITH THE FUCKING PROBLEMS NOW AND THAT I NEED SOME TIME ON MY OWN TO COMPLETE THAT BLOODY ASSIGNMENT. AND SHE FUCKING GAVE ME A JIAO BIN AND WALK AWAY. WTF IS THIS?!!

I AM GOING FUCKING MAD NOW. I MAY TURN INTO A SADIST. I CAN EAT UP ANY HUMAN, INSECT, ANIMAL I SEE. AND IF ANYBODY PISSED ME OFF, I SWEAR I CAN RIP OFF HIS/HER HEAD, AND GOBBLE UP THE REST OF THE BODY RAW, WITH LOTS OF WASABI. I CAN EVEN BANG ANYBODY'S HEAD WITH MY OWN UNTIL BOTH OF US DIE OF HAEMORRHAGE. I MAY EVEN START GOING ON A KILLING SPREE STABBING ANYBODY WHO IS FEELING HAPPY.

I KNOW I AM FUCKING VULGAR. I NEVER HAD BEEN THIS VULGAR BEFORE. AND TRUST ME IF YOU KNOW ME I DONT EVEN SWEAR. BUT NOW I DONT CARE, I AM DAMN ANGRY, I HAD NEVER BEEN THIS MAD. AND DONT PUSH MY LIMITS BY COMMENTING ABOUT THIS BLOODY VULGAR POST. CAUSE I AM SUPER MAD, VERY MAD, EXTREMELY MAD AND IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES I SWEAR YOU WILL FEEL THIS WAY TOO.

i swear i'm not ng xiaoyun anymore.

Written @ 10:12 PM

Thursday, May 22, 2008

my new UOB visa.
(gosh, my eyebags looked so exaggerated in the picture)

i call it the platinum card cause it has platinum on it. Makes it sound more high class than a NOW card. -oo- so anyway i am super facinated by this card. i am like starring at it for 1 hr yesterday. Amazing. Its like a 3 in one card. a debit card, atm card and an EZLINK CARD!! Wonderful! absolutely great for a person like me. Especially when i have yet to recieve my tertiary ezlink card. $&^*&^*#^!(^&. Anyway this cool card also gives me free entry to arena blah blah blah. coolstuff right. yeah!! another excuse to go clubbing!! lol

but the old TX card is seriously much more high class looking.
ahh. but whatever.

I've got a cool red card. so eye catching luh!!

Made of honour is fantastic. A super good show. And shawn, your magic tricks sucks!!!! like se-ri-ously

Written @ 11:16 PM

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

i was forced by benjamin lu jiaxuan to take my own pictures
-oo-

anyway i just dyed my hair like yesterday's yesterday. Somewhat regretting my desicion now. I've got like a sudden urge to dye it blue black, cut bangs and straighten the curls. Its gonna cost a bomb. -oo-

And i have to cut away my precious frindge,that is covering half of my face now. How i want it to grow so long that i can change it to center parting. Don't laugh at me, i'm serious. My parting now is causing serious damage to my poor scalp.

I'm like BALDING!!

the horror!!

So anyway. i tried a gazillion times to stop myself from snipping my frindge off, but to no avail.

^&%@&*@!@!*&*^

xiaoyun control yourself!!
do not cut bangs, do not.

anyway flakk says the meaning of life is to sleep.
wow. I am like SOOO enlightened.
wonderful answer lee yichen.

i am so pissed with so many people
empty promises. and ridiculous excuses.
i know how you feel bf
you people should just go eat shit.

Written @ 9:16 PM

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

comm skills test today is -oo-
sometimes i wonder why am i in this world

whats the purpose in our life?

to study, get a good job, fall in love, fall out of love, fall in love again, then get married, give birth and retire?

is that all are suppose to do?

why do we have to study?

sometimes i feel life being so mundane.
its like consistently doing the same stuffs all over and over again.
perhaps at times we had fun, joy, but once the sun comes out, its once again back to where we have stopped. Everything have its end, and this is where the fun ends. We have to go on with our lives, may it be work or studies. It always occur to me in that way. Especially enjoying a wild night out, just to realise that tomorrow is just another day like every other day.

But what is life without ups and downs? If there werent boring stuffs to do, there wouldnt be fun we enjoy. Its the downs that make enjoyment significant. Its the short period of happiness that made life colourful.

But as time passes, we seem to have overlooked those little details and what we have done, as our memory refreshes so often we forgot how to treasure people around us. Yet these are what shaped us. Each tear we shed, each cut that left a scar, is the reason what made us stronger. We seem to slowly cultivate a stronger personality and start to drift off from what we had started. We can no longer be happy when we actually are, smile when we want to, cry when we feel like it or be angry when something/somebody is pissing you off. Instead, we have to smile when we are angry or sad, cry when there is a need, stay calm when we are happy or angry. Slowly we will start to sink all the way down, to where nobody understands us.

At times when i'm down, i'll start to ponder why nobody understands me, but at the same time i ask myself, is it me, that do not want be understand?

We can never turn back the clock to what we use to be. We just have to keep walking down the path, making decision, ensuring every crossroads we are heading to are not a dead ends.

So much as we want to rewind every single one of those childhood memories, we are yet reluctant to give up growing. There can never be an end to desires, we just have to learn to be satisfied.

I think i tend to treated my friends or kins for granted, thinking they will always be around. Life should be more then what i think now. Maybe when i start to treasure and be satisfied with what i am now, i'll start to understand the definition of life. Is it more then just living it to the fullest, doing what makes you feel happy or something more than that.

life should also be more than just studying -oo-

Written @ 5:56 PM

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Night out at Zouk*

my very first clubbing experience! went to phuture, and its not an underage party.
ahahaha. managed to sneak sucessfully. :D

1000 x thanks to xiu ling that made this possible!

oh and i saw my fellow coursemate working there. haha

went in to the toilet and there was a sudden blackout
!!!
justina screamed damn loudly. haha.
And because of that, we couldnt wash our germ infested hands.
-oooooooo- so we head over to the something waterfront hotel to sanitize our hands.-oo-

and we camwhored there

aslin is super funny.
and zomg ugly roots!! i swear i am seriously going to do something to it.

after that went back, drink and just stand there and stone.
lol. ok luh. was chatting and drinking.
then after that dance!

justina and aslin are damn bad
evil evil evil
Every
Villian
Is
Lemon

then drank flaming lamborghini. Issit like a shot? ok something like that. Its super cool. Its like on kopi on fire! and we are suppose to drink it in one shot. After drinking half of it, they will pour another thing over it. It looks like milk though. so its like coffee with milk. I thought the fire will scald my tongue but it didnt -oo- lol. after finishing that thing my throat is like burning. and after 15 mins i CMI.

lol. horrible drink.
then we went over to zouk and went back again -oo-
i keep banging on people's head
*ouch*

then left at 3.
quite fun.
i swear i am gg clubbing every month or week when i am officially 18.
2 more years to go ;(

Written @ 1:14 PM

Monday, May 12, 2008

introducing ng xiaoyun's future new phone!!~~

Motorola RAZR2 V8 Luxury Edition

This Luxury Edition features 24 karat gold accents and vacuum metal finish, and the rest of the phone is made from Black Slate or Vacuum Metal with snakeskin effects on the back. It also comes with a custom 18k gold-accented Bluetooth headset. The rest of the phone is finished in Black Slate or Vacuum Metal with snakeskin effects on the back.

chio si bo.

but you havent seen the best thing yet.

the chioest of all chioest

even chioer than a vertu phone
and fuck vertu phones are fucking ex.
20k? or issit more than that

behold!!
the incomparable Motorola RAZR2 V8 Luxury Diamond Edition!!
DIAMONDS!!!
O.O
and me still pathetically sticking Swarovski crystals on my pathetic half spoilt v3X
hahahahahaha.

this phone is like made for me luh.

imagine if you are a rich taitai
then another rich taitai go haolian to you say she got 10 carat diamond ring. then you still can slap her face with your 412 diamonds of 5.9 carats each on a gold plated with 18 and 24k gold MOTOROLA phone.
she confirm tio own lor.
HAHAHAHA.

and i seriously think its nicer than a vertu phone
a vertu phone.

with no freaking diamonds!!
omg.

i am a huge motorola fan luh.
all my 3 phones are motorola.
1st: its a karoke phone. super ancient model
2nd: E398
3rd: v3X
can motorola dont stop production in singapore pleaseeeeeeee?

Written @ 7:52 PM

Sunday, May 11, 2008

10th may 2008

i self invited myself out.
met weiying & justina
its like years since i last seen justina
apparently she went like mia
didnt contact us for 4 months
and didnt us us out.

and fuck. i am having menses cramp.

yea so went to collect pay, buy mothers day present & do something impt!!

my pay was a miserable 600+
was expecting a 800 cheque
stupid cpf
hate it hate it hate it

after settling everything, went to take neoprint!!!

ugly roots
i know.. i can see
and stop bugging me to do something abt it
i just cannot find the right colour for it.

other random pics

finally a picture which i look BLONDE in it.
and blondes aint dumb.
i got A1 for my poa OK..
and and RED BRA!!

my mother fang wo fei ji
i didnt wna go home so early
but......
i have no friends & nobody wants to go out with me.
so i went back to tamp with my imaginary friend.
and i self invited myself out.

anyway!!!
i am a colourful guppy!!

and benjamin lu jiaxuan is a goldfish

LMAO

flakk is damn jiao. -oo-

and stupid lee yiheng is nudging me like nobody's business.
you owe me a chawanmushi.
and we are gg on a movie marathon
all expenses on shawn lee yiheng!!

Written @ 10:40 PM