Friday, June 29, 2007
ok.
the spamming thing case close
its a MISUNDERSTANDING
but the bloody person who thinks i am not a virgin and a whore isnt yet to be close.
well..
my parents are whinning about how niao the great eastern guy is.
cos he is like not treating my parents a cup of $2 drink from cheapo macdonald.
and they are thinking of investing 10over ks
so they they were very pissed
and pissed and pissed
so they jiao-ed all the way home-..-
oh well.
anyway
at times i get pissed off by somethings ppl do too
so by all means do not do the folowing below to piss me
-tanzhiwei, i do not like sharing combs, if there is a
need to please WASH after use. for hygiene purposes. my need refers to like my comb is the only comb left in the world and somebody has to use it.
-please do not touch my ear. i do NOT like it. touching earstuds are another thing.
-i hate and is extremely afraid of bugs esp coackroaches. please do not wave it or threatened to fling it at me. i can get super extremely agitated,cry VERY LOOUDLY(most probably), and hate you for the rest of my life.
-i do not like people to remind me about my horrendous zit on my face if i just happen to have it. come on ppl. i know i have one. and i dont need you to tell me.
please do not show off your "flawless" skin to me. its like -..-
letme tell you my butt cheeks, is 100times smoother than yours. *rolls eyes*
-i do not like people comparing subjects they are good in with subjects i am extremely poor in. come on you lose to me in other subjects too. so its no use just braggin about one. how about owning me for all.
-do not pull my hair. if you hadnt know, i am dropping tons of hair daily and soon i am gna be bald. so please do not try.
-i hate crying babies. really. please do not let me go close to a wailing baby who keeps screaming like nobodies business. it just makes me wna slap it. this all links to one fine day in compass point. that was the day i saw the most babies in my life. GOD?! women are like MU ZHU. and the babies are very ugly. crying and screaming and are rude. and when they carry their baby their dirty feet keep sweeping onto me?!!! makes me wna slap their face. I HATE BABIES. for now. but my baby cousin is still cute cos he got big small eye.
i shall go master my art of jiao bin from the master flakk.
farewell.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
oh well
lets move on
shall not be blogging anymore unhappy stuffs on my blog
my blog is suppose to be happy and jiao
thanks people
you people are such great friends(:
and until now till i realise you people are my LOYAL BLOG FANS!!!!
yeah so you people who may happen not to be a fan of mine are proudly invited to join the i <3 xiaoyun fanclub!!!
yeah~~!!
and justina you can close your anti-xiaoyun club and come join me
anyway. if you are that busy to reply me about my fan club stuff
another great news is that you guys are automatically transfered into my i <3 xiaoyun fanclub!!!
and the spammer.
oh yeah you shall be xiaoyun's blogfan
since you come here too
shall not neglect you anyway
30 HOURS CAMP
funnest camo ever
well. there's no such word as funnest?
ahh whatever
damn damn damn fun
heng justina pei me or i'll be a loner
and special thanks to muhaimin or i'll be a loner again
first day
breakfast
justina came with her piglet
and she happen to be so obsess with her pig and neglected me
coincidentally i happen to bring my pillow
my loyal companion whom i talk to every night or day since 1991
and it smells heavenly
really
it doesn't stink
i swear
i only hug it
its almost impossible for me to drool on it
oh did i tell you i have 4 pillows and one bolster
shall give them names later
well.
so i am suppose to be like cambodia
EEW?
alone
so i switch and tata
usbekistan
pretty hard to pronounce
and the envoys are very weird
anyway
the games was fun
but i ended up tio-ing aids after selling my organ
-..-
dont worry about me people
though i know you are
my kidney is still in contact
its just a game
and i am aids-free in reality
yicheng was telling me go do prostitute
again
A GAME
but. because i was still kinda pissed off by you know who
i decided to sell me organ instead
and therefore ended me up aids infected
i failed my education at first
damnit how humiliating
then go study again
*rolls eyes*
oh i was stuck to yicheng the entire day cos i am suppose to be tied to him
-..-
yeah
then at night was HUNGRY DE LOR...
talk on the phone till around 2.45
and justina was damn loud on the phone
well i got cut off since my bloody SOLAR powered charger ain't performing as well.
so sat there like a loner and eavesdrop at justina's conversation
slept
awhile
woke up around 4
cold and hungry
then 4.30 then 5 then 5.30
and sat there alone till 6
canot sleep
next day go back to my lovely hometown
TAMPINES!!!!
collect newspaper
and my pants are like dropping!!
is like yesterday was ok today was like OMG
think i slimed down alot within few hours
if you hadnt know me i have quite a humongous apetite
i can eat like a guy if i feel like it
so i start off with 42kg
ended with 40kg
2 kg weight loss
i'm gna be super malnutrient scince i am aready severely underweight
yeah then met this emo kiah
namely andy
he is damn emo
suoer dao
and a loner
starting was .....
...
...
...
then played donkey
nono
donking together
he became NOISY
noisier
ya...
and he is sitll emo and dao
justina got 3 times forfeit
me once
and that emo kiah once
so we began to FROG JUMP!!
yicheng the faggot got none
then i got another forfeit which is -..-
i didnt do it
so the others didnt dot he rest of the forfeit
go back play murderer
and polarbear
isit how its spelt?
anyway
its damn fun
LOL
and whats that indian guys name?
i keep accusing him to be the murderer
he is the most funniest indian i ever met
not to be racist but he is one funny man
lol
oh.
the president of uzbekistan is kindof weird
really
he looks weird too
then theres this guy
he looks like muhaimin
adi
yeah adi
he got ah beng look
ahbeng charactor
ahbeng face
ahbeng i dunoe?
we tot he from ite?
he is from TPJC
oh gosh
clever ass
and he is funny
really nice friends there(:
oh not forgeting si yan tian ji (four eyed frog) aka si bak gao
he is LOL
super nerd
he got one Q mor friend another clone of him
equally retarded
like from outer space
their conversation was totally uncomprehendable
totally foreign
Q mor is funny man
when we were walking back
i was like : you are weird
zhiwei was like: EVIL so direct
he was like : nvm i like direct people. cos if someone were to say
I HATE YOU(very drama) then i will like. what will i do? OOH. good~~ *laughs*
i was like : er *fake laugh*
then
i was like : but you are weird
he was like : i think thats what makes me funny *LOL*
i was like : water the flowers?(wtf?) *fake laugh*
then
he was like : oh i'm going maybe we'll meet again
maybe not. i hope so. FAREWELL
i was like : er bye?
totally weird.
hahaha
thats all
i hope we'll meet again
maybe he is my secret blogfan
OMG
oh wow
-..-
whats with the sudden debate in my blog
this is my blog
this is where i write about my daily stuff even if its not posted daily
its totally crap to come here and tell me to have no right to speak since it is my blog
mine you know
if you hadnt know you should be the one to shut up cos you know what?
you dont belong here
so dont try to shut me up when it is my blog and my place to speak what i want to
seriously how about considering posting a blogpost about me being a whore rather then shuting me up in my own blog when i am suppose to blog about my stuff
firstly i dont deny i am evil
i am evil
so what
everyones not perfect
i admit i am not perfect and so are you
if that is so you are evil to
cos you spam my blog calling me a whore
calling me whore is equally evil
so you have no right to tell me not to angry
cos you have no right to be angry too
stop contradicting yourself loser
if you are not happy tell me face to face
i mean really
its alot better then being so coward
trying to talk behind people's back is totally cowardy
cos if you have the courage to say about me
you should also have the courage to tell me face to face
whore means prostitute
i am not a prostitute
so stop spreading whats not real
spread something factual will you?
like xiaoyun is dropping tons of hair daily and is gna be bald by year end
AND
when did i admit i am an angel
i didnt even think i am an angel
why are you still putting words in my mouth
you may be extremelly displeased about my i <3 xiaoyun fanclub
but you know what if you really are
join the anti-xiaoyun fanclub instead
or maybe make a fake acc of me and spread rubbish
that may be another good idea you may consider
i know i do hurt others feelings
but i havent realise how in what way did i hurt yours
was it me telling you to stfu?
or my face cos it looks like a whore to you
whats ficking btw?
i know who are you
really
i just dont wna say
yeah you may say i am acting wei da
maybe the ones spamming my blog aint you
but stop it k?
this is my blog
insulting me here is like giving me a tight slap and telling me not to respond
so stop it
-..-
whats with the sudden debate in my blog
this is my blog
this is where i write about my daily stuff even if its not posted daily
its totally crap to come here and tell me to have no right to speak since it is my blog
mine you know
if you hadnt know you should be the one to shut up cos you know what?
you dont belong here
so dont try to shut me up when it is my blog and my place to speak what i want to
seriously how about considering posting a blogpost about me being a whore rather then shuting me up in my own blog when i am suppose to blog about my stuff
firstly i dont deny i am evil
i am evil
so what
everyones not perfect
i admit i am not perfect and so are you
if that is so you are evil to
cos you spam my blog calling me a whore
calling me whore is equally evil
so you have no right to tell me not to angry
cos you have no right to be angry too
stop contradicting yourself loser
if you are not happy tell me face to face
i mean really
its alot better then being so coward
trying to talk behind people's back is totally cowardy
cos if you have the courage to say about me
you should also have the courage to tell me face to face
whore means prostitute
i am not a prostitute
so stop spreading whats not real
spread something factual will you?
like xiaoyun is dropping tons of hair daily and is gna be bald by year end
AND
when did i admit i am an angel
i didnt even think i am an angel
why are you still putting words in my mouth
you may be extremelly displeased about my i <3 xiaoyun fanclub
but you know what if you really are
join the anti-xiaoyun fanclub instead
or maybe make a fake acc of me and spread rubbish
that may be another good idea you may consider
i know i do hurt others feelings
but i havent realise how in what way did i hurt yours
was it me telling you to stfu?
or my face cos it looks like a whore to you
whats ficking btw?
i know who are you
really
i just dont wna say
yeah you may say i am acting wei da
maybe the ones spamming my blog aint you
but stop it k?
this is my blog
insulting here is like giving me a tight slap and telling me not to respond
so stop it
Friday, June 01, 2007
you know people,
its really bad commenting about other people
yes, i do comment people
but to a certain extend
I DO NOT and WILL NOT comment about people being a whore or not a virgin without any proof
i mean if you acturelly linked whore and virgin together i think you are totally dumb
i dont see why its is linked
look at your mother
she is NOT a bloody virgin and and does it make your mother a whore?
no right?
and yeah
you can acturelly tell a person with one look that she is not a virgin?
wow. i am so amazed
but if you hadnt know it is imposible to
because a virgin do not go around having telling people she is one and a non virgin woman do not go around publicising she is not one.
and if i just hapen to look not like a virgin to you
i am so sorry
but i am even more sorry to inform yu.
YES I AM A VIRGIN YOU BITCH
and if you think i am a whore
i am also proud to tell you
I AM NOT A BLOODY WHORE
if you have known me
you should have known how much i detest one
so DONT link me with them
i am not
if you acturelly think i am one
then excuse me
do i go around wearing lowcut spags revealling my cleavage
AND
wear super short and ULTRA low mini skirt to reveal my butt crack and thong
NO I DONT
so keep your dumb pathetic wonderfully unconstructive comments to yourself
or just in short
shut the fuck up.
if you want to comment about someone kindly state a fact
not something you think
example:
i saw xiaoyun having sex with some ugly guy
and i saw here at geyang hooking some lao ah pek
ok thats a fact
BUT IF IT IS
i saw xiaoyun with a super ugly guy
and at geylang
ok
bing out with a ugly guy do not make me not virgin
and me at geylang plainly means I AM THERE FOR MY MATHS TUITION EVERYWEEK
BITCH!
and if you just happen to see a ugly guy with me it may be my father or someguy who just happen to be beside me
cos i am holy and i am single
i mean if you think that everyone who is not a virgin is a whore
then dont get married and dont have sex
shave bald and be a nun
i am proud to be a virgin and stay a virgin until after marriage
i bet most of the girls think that way to
you mean you are never ever gna have sex?
are you really that that holy?
if not then shut up
shut up bitch
its realy useless to ask my friends if i am a virgin cos if i am not
i will not go around announcing to all my friends "HEY GUYS. I AM NOT A VIRGIN"
thats dumb like you
if you want to know the answer ask me
i can tell you
I AM A BLOODY VIRGIN
now i am not going to go around spreading dumb non-factual comments about you
expecting you to be adversely affected
i just want to tell you
if you want to spread rumours about people state the fact
OR just
STFU
