Saturday, August 19, 2006
hello dear teachers, friends and fans
welcome to my humble blog
whr i blog about nonsense
this blog is from now 0n is stricly vugarities-free
and does not require parental guidence or age limit
it is officially 'G' blog
there may be lots of gay in the posts
please do not gt offended in anyway
as it does not mean : happy/homosexual or any replacement of vulgarities
if you have something to coment pls feel free to write in the tagboard below
for ppl if you dont knw whats a tagboard
its a box with words/comments
if you are terribly unpleased with my blog in anyway
pls DO NOT comment and say me
saying that i shld grow up and stop geting ano over small stuffs
because you, YOU, YOU cnt stop me frm getting ano-ing
so keep all the unpleasent comments to yourself
oh and kaiyan
my blog does NOT have virus
thnk you very much
thnk you people
thnk you
thnk you
thnk you
thnk you
now i shall tell you more about me, myself and i
i am a very gay person and a future air stewardess
who love to say 'gay' and 'eeew'
i love canto songs
and is learning the language at the moment
few more yrs down the road i will be speaking in fluent canto
just wait and see
i have a great passion on hiphop but is disapproved frm my parents - -
i would always chase after birds especially pigeons whnever i see one
apparently birds are gay and thy will fly away
i make the best gay faces
and loves to do it to everyone or anyone
i do it everyday and even to strangers on streets
you cn call me a weirdo cos i am one
i am in love with cute stuffs
everyday in class you cn see me jumping arnd with my milk can
on some days whn i am sick i will bring my small little hello kitty tuperware to sch
and on some days whn i feel like it i will bring my huge fluffy pink pen to sch
i would like to try:
travelling alone
shopping alone
flying
get a tatoo
i would nvr want to:
commit suidcide
take drugs
i have a fan club
and 2 newly added members
KIMBERLY
CHONGHAOYAN
president:
JEREMY TEO JIE MIN
that makes it
thats all about me
thnk you people thnk you
Written @ 1:25 PM
Monday, August 14, 2006
i'm bored so i shall be lame - -
if you ppl have read weiying's blog
you ppl should have noticed her latest post about ME
so i shall explain to you all about this official "xiaoyun the one and only fan club"
this fan club have been opened to public today
yeah TODAY
it had started few months back
when it was only aplicable to only my friends/fans
it is still under construction to serve my dearfuture-to-be- fans
so pls bear with it
to join this club you cn ask frm me personally
of course most probably you are accepted
but better do it fast, limited spaces
currently i have 7 fans
let me list it out
1st:LIM WEI YING
TEO BOONG EE
LIM LIANG YU, WU YAN RONG
FELICIA KUAH KEE BOON
CHUNG KA YAN
JEREMY TEO JIE MIN
RMB: LIMITED SPACES
this fan club is proudly brought to you by ngxiaoyun
Written @ 5:27 PM
Saturday, August 12, 2006
i chnged my link and skin
and i shall blog abt tues
abt my day out with rachel tan li tong aka toilet door
ana could come with us
thats so sad
but she treated us cafe cartel(:
anabel wan sui wan sui wan wan sui
rachel is so proud that she can do the cartoon sound
we were so lame that we dont know how to sing the song but act as if we knew
xiaoyun: OH!
rachel:OH~~
ohman rachel is gay
but i love her man
Written @ 2:54 PM
Monday, August 07, 2006
i cut my hair
its gay
dont laugh
i lost a 50 dollar note
damn the person who copped my money
damn you and your hair, whatever colour it is
i have no mood
so fuck off
damn you
big fat pig
Written @ 10:26 PM
Sunday, August 06, 2006
i shall blog about the one day trip to johor(:
its gay
my mom's gay
the thing abt my mom is gay thing
i shall not give the details cause its damn dumb
oh well
me white teo red
singapore flag(:
first we went to the durian place
and there were alot of little puppies
thy were like onli 15 cm long
aint thy cute
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
on the way to the fish farm or whatever thy call it
i and tbe got bored
so we did super jiao faces
apparantly i shuck in all pics
the following pics is few of the better looking ones.lol
=O
another one that i think i look ok in
(((((((((((((:
mrs puff the puffer fish
cuuuuuute
chio eh?
i took it(:
i gave tbe a sweet
tbe over excited over it
thn we went shopping woooo
thn back to singapore
wooo
thats all(:
Written @ 9:55 PM
Thursday, August 03, 2006
i pass my 2.4(:
i am bored. and i shall be kind to blog
angelina saw this middle age woman pee-ing in front of us
i think she has some kind of mental problem or what
first she took off her pants
and stood pee-ed at a corner in front of the bubble tea shop
NOTE she pee-ed in public and its not even on the grass
its at the pavement
and thn she left a pile of water thr and stood up and walk
thn pulled up her pants
i pity her
its sad larh
like whn you are so old
whr are the people arnd you
your children or grandchildren?
no one to take care of you
leaving you alone in a state like that?
i mean its worse to be abandon by family members ardy
its even more worse to be abandon and still suffering from mental problem
dont anyone like pity her
heartless humans
i wanted to blog abt other things but apparantly my memory is failing me
omg i am old
i cnt even see propaly now
i am losing my perfect eyesight
oh dear oh dear
Written @ 6:21 PM
