YOKOSO JAPAN!
24th Febuary 2009 to 4th March
Be jealous of me.
Jill stuart, Vivienne westwood here i come! :D
Valentines day are for losers. BIG FAT LOSERS.
Its just another day like new year eve, christmas eve, christmas day, etc. If i can survive new years eve ALONE at home sitting in a lonely dark corner eating an apple, why not valentines. Then again its for losers like me.
People who have dates should go eat shit and choke on it. Cause i am very happy with my imaginary boyfriend peter tan ah gao. Me and peter are like the coolest couple on earth. We dont meet most of the time cause you know arh. me and him both very busy with work and stuff no time meet. Its like we work 24/7 non stop, but then also no money go out. But its ok, since i still got jack Lim ah wei and philip roger stevenson. Then again if we go out we dont hold hands. cause thats for losers who feel insecure. But no. We are very secure. we dont meet also can aready what, right?
Yah so now for the biggest news ever. Ya. Actually all along he is just my imaginary boyfriend. and i keep denying and stuff. I'm so sorry ah jiao and sophian. YEA. he's just imaginary. You were right.
I just keep denying. I didnt want to tell ya'all i'm too weak to do so. I'm afraid of the TRUTH. Cause after this Ah jiao will laugh at me for having such a lousy imaginary boyfriend. I'll be so sad why i made such a person up. Its like dutchess the failed looking imaginary friend. (FYI: dutchess is the ugly looking imaginary friend who wears a turban and look very abstract in fosters home for imaginary friends. ITS damn nice so go watch it or google it or something.) Then i'll have to send him to fosters home for imaginary BOYfriends. But i'm so sad i can't leave him, i love him too much. Then i have no choice but to blame my imagination for that. What stupid brains of xiaoyun.
BUT YES. The truth is that he is that....... he's imaginary.
O.O ZHEN SHI QING TIAN PI LI !!!!!! (ah whatever. my laptop cannot type chinese)
so anyone wna date me out for valentines?
Oh yes and he look like that: