You Will Die at Age 73 |
![]() You're pretty average when it comes to how you live... And how you'll die as well. |
You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince) |
![]() You're not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments. You know how to steal the spotlight... And how to act out to get your way. People around you know that you're good for a laugh. But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone. Tone it down a tad, and you'll still be the center of attention. |
You Are 60% Tortured Genius |
![]() You are very smart and a little bit tortured. Like a tortured genius in training. You're brilliant enough to see how screwed up the world is. Just don't let it screw you up! |
You Are 24% Abnormal |
![]() You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. |
You Are 30% Weird |
![]() Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself. |
You Are a Little Addicted to Gossip |
![]() In your view, most gossip is pretty harmless. And it's a pretty fun way to pass the time! You're willing to pass on some juicy details... As long as you're not impacting anyone's personal life too deeply. |
You Will Be a Cool Parent |
![]() You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top. You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant! |
You Are 64% Perfectionist |
![]() You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others. While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high! |
Your Deadly Sins |
![]() Sloth: 100% Envy: 80% Gluttony: 80% Greed: 60% Pride: 40% Wrath: 40% Lust: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57% You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek. |
Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 60% |
![]() You have a decent shot at being a multimillionaire. Surprised? You're confident and a hard worker. Keep it up! |
Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
![]() "Nice doggy." |
Your True Love Is a Cancer |
![]() Why you'll love a Cancer: Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt. Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up! Why a Cancer will love you: You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs. A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. |
You Are In a Crunch Ice Cream |
![]() The perfect combo: a completely nuts person who likes to be touched |
Your Hidden Talent |
![]() You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations. You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts. Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition. The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary. |
What Your Dreams Mean... |
![]() Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. |
You Are 42% Bitchy |
![]() Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it. |
You Are a Great Liar |
![]() You can pretty much pull anything over on anyone. You are an expert liar, even if you don't lie very often. |
You Are 32% Phobic |
![]() Scared? You? Not really. Everyone has a few normal phobias, and you're no exception. It's okay to be afraid of a few things. You wouldn't be human if you weren't. |
You Belong in New York City |
![]() You're the energetic, ambitious type. And only NYC is fast enough for you. Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career Or simply take in all the city has to offer. |
Your EQ is 133 |
![]() 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
Your Inner Child Is Happy |
![]() You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing. You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes. And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad. You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to. |
You Are 67% Feminine, 33% Masculine |
![]() You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women. |
You Are the Very Gay Tinky Winky! |
![]() Purple with a gay pride symbol... how could he not be gay? And that red purse is divalicious! |
Your Unique Costume is Jeeves the Headless Butler |
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You Are a Boxer Puppy |
![]() Energetic, playful and good with kids. You've also got a wild spirit that can't be trained or tamed. |
Your Gluttony Quotient: 65% |
![]() Eating is not just a hobby for you - it's your life. And while your friends do appreciate your good taste in food, they're a little disgusted by how fast you shovel it down. |
You Are 14 Years Old |
![]() Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
Never Date a Sagittarius |
![]() Blunt, outrageous, and overly indulgent - a Sag is way too overwhelming for your subdued personality. While you may appreciate their zest for life, a Sag will shock you with how they truly think and act. Instead try dating: Scorpio, Capricorn, Taurus, or Cancer |
Your April Fool's Day Prank Should Be |
![]() Putting goldfish in the water cooler |
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised
The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.
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