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Sunday, June 11, 2006

i have a sudden passion on blogging
because blogging makes me happy and
happy makes me blog

and one day i shall be famous for blogging
and be titled the queen of bloggers

many people will idolise me
no
everybody will idolise me
and xiaxue is gna be history overnight
bacause on the day ngxiaoyun turn famous she have gone low profile
afraid of the actual real genius of blogging ngxiaoyun

ntuc's will come running to me and ask me to film broccolli's advertisement
giving me 50k to just say:
"hey, everybody lets eat broccollis from ntuc. specially flown frm cameron highlands"

but i will just shake me head gentlly and tries to gt away from the ntuc's people who are grabbing hold of my feet begging me to film the advertisement

cold storage will come to me and provide me with broccollis until the day i die
and also giving me 150k just to say:
"hey lets eat brocollis frm cold storage *grins and teeth sparkles*"
and i would say: " i wouldnt do it if it wasnt 300k"
and coldstorage people will just say: "ON"
and shake my hand like WOW and also nvr wash their hands for the rest of their lives

i will earn as much as mr bill gates
or even more thn him
i will be listed the most succesful women
titled king overnight
enjoy manicures and hairdos frm famous shops for free

everybody will tune to my blog 24 hrs
waiting for my latest updates
nerds will memorise my whole blog overnight
and pass literature with grade A
orang aslis in cameron highlands now each has a mini laptop in their hands
and a wireless connection in their house
and thy will be reading my blog everyday

tv commercials will be full of my face only
and everybody are hooked to the tv once the tv programmes is taking a break
tv programmes will be unwatched
and actors and actress will be jobless
thy will beg me and come work for me
in a 100th floor building
a fucking listed blogging company
and soon blogging will be turnned into yunning
everybody will be logging on to blahblah.yunning.com
and a official fanclub for yunning website will be open

www.blogger.com
shall become history
and forever dispear
the producer of blogger website will turn bankrupt overnight

gary the fish
will kneel down in frnt of me begging me to come back and he will work for me
all the unfriendly aunties will smile to me gayly

all the people who use to hate me
will now think:
" xiaoyun is a born blogger. i shall not forgive myself for hating her before. i shall idolise her from now on. and remove all the sins i have did in the past"

of cos the sins means hating me in the past

everybody will love me
i will be more famous thn rain
and rain shall no longer be popular
miss wuyanrong or mrs rainyanrong
shall be very sad that his husband is no longer a star

how i wish that would happen(:

Written @ 10:14 PM