Friday, June 23, 2006
i continue blogging abt how shuai am i
fine mr yuhao, fish number-.-
i shall chnge my name to the great, ming xi
ming for xiao ming de ming
xi for chen guan xi de xi
FYI for pplwho dont uunderstand hanyu pinyin
chen guan xi is edison chen
O WOW!
such a gentle and man name
DUH its gentlemen
damn you yuhao
i have BIG shinning sparking shocking electrocuting eyes
n whrd you have
small n ugly eyes like gay rain
oh my fucking tian
cn you ppl see the damn diff
i am nt trying to enlarge my eye in whrdeva way in that pic
my eye is just wow even without enlarging it
o yeah
yuhao talks cantonese in a funny accent
its lyk dog talking chinese
actual e.g:
yuhao(gay):hou lan
ming xi(man):???
yuhao(gay):itsnt it suppose to be very beautiful?
mingxi(man):chey! its hou leng
oh my tian
yuhao is so nt multi-language talented
DUH
unlike ming xi, huang ming xi(chinese), ng ming xi (english)
i talk chinese (wow)
i talk english (omg)
i talk little cantonese and understands cantonese (woooo)
i talk little hokkien and understands hokkien (incredible)
i talk very darn little jap, understands abit,i learnt jap b4, damn you (brilliant)
i talk little heng hua and understands heng hua (bravo)
o.0
FYI henghua is my dialect and its quite unknown
and also FYI i learn jap b4
i really attended classes
so pls i aint no darn poser
and i am richer thn bill gates
i go home with a limosine
a fucking long limo
which will jam the whole sch driveway
a chauffer wearing tuxedo will pick me up
and another guy wearing another tuxedo will always help me open and close the door
i have all credit cards of all banks
although i dont use it
i use this thing that is green and feels like paper
thats right i use cash
ahem
and if you dont know mr yuhao
having many credit cards doesnt mean you are rich
i have a room bigger thn
the twin tower to store all my money
talking abt my house
its almost as big as the whole padang
located at beverly hills
and my kitchen has two storeys
i hire a japanese cook
a french cook
a china cook (note: a high class most expensive cook)
an american cook
an italian cook
a singaporean cook
err now whrd have we left out
o man
i forgt
i'm so sorry its quite troublesome for me to name out all my 50 cooks
o well,
10 maids serve me
i have a personal theme park
only people like me, and my bestest of all bestest friend cn enter
this theme park is three times of genting highland
i always fly to my another home in europe by personal plane name after me, ming xi
o lets skip abt my BOD part
i know many girls have ardy fainted
i dont know how many girls will be going to faint
so for the sake of you people out thr
i shall nt blog abt my bod
and also i shall stop blogging abt my fabulous self
by now everybody on the comp loggin on to my blog have fainted
fainted by my big sparkling eyes
my richness
and my fab bod
DUH
Written @ 10:58 PM
