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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

MONDAY
after sch. meet up with teoboongee- - n her fwen.
well. went tuh x craft.
dhe woman said dhat dhe piercer nvr cum.
n wont be cuming fer 2 wks.
wth?
she said he would be here tdy. TDY!
okys. QUITE disapointed.
went tuh far east i decided nt tuh give up.
sho i asked dhe x craft woman/man.
looks both tuh me.
HE/SHE saes onli 16 n above dhn cn.
WTH!!
cool down xiaoyun.
cool down.
went tuh dhe tatoo shop.
i decided tuh try maii luck.
sho i asked dhe guy in ENGLISH

me: may i noe hw old dhn cn pierce belly?
guy: huh?! *confused*

sho i decided tuh tok tuh him in CHINESE

me: AHEM. qing wen. ji sui cai ke yi da belly?
guy: HUH?! * even more confused*

eventurelly i decided tuh use both.

me: may i noe da belly yao how old cai ke yi pierce?* screwed face*
guy: OOOOO. 13 n above * retarded face*

but acturely dhe guy look kinda cute.
well his eng sounds lyk jap.
idunoe.
i was darn fucking happie.
i finnaly found a shop tuh pierce!
sho i pierced dhr.

PROCESS

first.
put a red red bloody looking substance into dhe hole of dhe belly.
he said ish tuh clean dhe belly.

second.
apply dhe alchohol.

third.
marking dhe fucking dot.

forth.
KIAP yur skin.

fifth.
breathe in breathe out n poke dhe needle through.

sixth.
putting in dhe stud n pulling out dhe needle.

yu ppl think its nt pain?
let LAO NIANG tell yu.
its pain.
dhe kiap part ish pain.
dhe poke part ish even more pain.
dhe putting in stud ish also pain.
but...
after all dhe PROCESSES.
dhn no feeling liaos(:

back at home- -
i was bleeding.
nth much.
until i notice dhis stain on dh front of mai PJ
its lyk menses in dhe front?
wth.
lift up maii pj n whrd did i saw?
BLOOD.
its lyk DI-GUS-TING
well wipe it off. but stiu cnt stop.
i tot i was gna die!!
SAVE ME PEOPLE.
i put dhe cloth lyk thing on maii piercing.
wen i took out bout half n hr l8r.
dhe blood was lyk filling maii hole. belly hole.
n its damn bloody.
its dripping down maii stomach.
sho maii KIND fwen told me tuh rub ice arnd dhe piercing
dhn put sugar on it.
after dhat i wrap it back in dhe NEW cloth lyk thing till tmr.

TUESDAY
believe me.
SUGAR + BLOOD = harden big piece of red sugar
= FUCKING GROSS.
its gross. dhe thing.
its lyk all dhe sugar joint together with blood arnd it.
OMG.
i feel lyk fainting.
CALL DHE NURSE CALL DHE NURSE
wth.
but at least it stopped dhe bleeding.
went tuh sch.
bleed n bleed.
i am dieing of blood loss.
n peeuuny weiying refuses tuh gimme chocolates tuh regain blood.
daniel saes that i am having time of dhe month - -
yar. n it come out frm maii belly.
yingto sae i look lyk pregnant lady.

yu ppl think its nt pain?
let LAO NIANG tell yu again.
its pain.
or else y am i walking sho fucking weirdly.
well.
nw its okys.
its nt bleeding animore(:
congrats me ppl.

ppl: CONGRATS.
me: THNK YU THNK YU * waves hand in air*

Written @ 9:35 PM