Wednesday, March 29, 2006
kaiyan calls ying tao yi tou.
yi tou = yu tou = yam.
lmao.
weiying went tuh spin tdy.
she gt PRINCESS n stitch
wth?
stitch?
i am darn freaking jealouos
-.-
o well.
took alot of earings tdy.
i bought one pair maiiself.
dhn ying tao aka YU TOU also known as YAM
came maii house dhn we do nails
we sho crazy cn.
n she wave tuh maii mother n sae hello auntie.
YAM: hello auntie *waves hand lyk retard*
mummy: huh?
maii mom was shock.
lmao.
maii nail turn out tuh be nicer dhn ying to's (:
she saw maii baby photos.
i am sho cute.
she just couldnt stop being jealous X)
dhn we jump jump all dhe way tuh busstop.
we were sho high cn!
we are gna perm our hair.
woohoo.
i am sho high(:
Written @ 8:01 PM
Friday, March 24, 2006
wees.
i was sacked tdy 23o3o6.
coolstuff man
in class during chinese.
dhe radio spoil.
dhn dhe radio kept repeating "change e"
loewe: change e chang e chang e chang e"
lmao.
damn furnie cn.
dhe fight tdy.
BORING.
dhy did nt fight at last.
hong jie was lyk furnie.
hong jie: " ish hu wan fight first de. point point"
everybody points tuh yu jie.
hong jie "hu lan jiao most small. point point"
everybody points tuh hong jie.
lmao.
dhn rui heng hit yu jie in dhe stomach.
i didnt manage tuh video it.
onli after he punched.
oh damn.
dhn yu jie nvr hit back.
he crode[cried]
dhn went out of class.
TADA.
dhe end.
i pity yu jie lorrs.
nobody support him.
went tuh old folks home tdy.
i tot it was lyk huge n nice.
cos its RENCI.
yu noe whrd.
it turn out tuh be darn small.
under dhe void deck.
it was pathetic.
went tuh wipe windows.
after dhat we tok tuh dhis auntie.
she ish cute man.
dhe supervisor was asking hu noe hokkien.
dhn dhe auntie was lyk " I NOE!!"
lols.
vehh furnie.
she told us dhat dhr was dhis crazy woman in old folks home.
she laugh screams whrdeva shit lyk ghost.
n dhe auntie was damn scared of her.
DAMN SCARED.
lmao.
dhn tok tok tok.
she went home.
we went back tuh hougang mall too.
Written @ 8:40 PM
Thursday, March 23, 2006
i'm friggin pissed.
yicheng put MEN deorant on mie.
wth?
fuck him.
make mie smell lyk a men fer dhe rest of dhe dae.
went tuh tp.
it was B-O-R-I-N-G.
darn boring.
weiiying ps mie.
i slept during dhe lecture.
sho siians.
after dhat we modeled dhe planes.
it ish pathetic.
dhe tail kept dropping.
n i am hungry.
in dhe end we had tuh share 3 packets of food btwn 5 ppl.
tp ish cheapo!!
dhy treat visitors liddat!!
i am nt gg dhr!! (maybe?)
i went hm after dhat.
i wanted tuh study.
hehs.
i mus gt gd results.
cmon xiaoyun yu cn do it(:
oh man. i must nt play frm nw on.
i must strive tuh achieve victory n win(:
LOLS. how lame.
Written @ 8:25 PM
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
MONDAY.
todae ish ismael's bdae.
woohoo.
happie birthdae tuh him~
happie birthdae tuh him~
hapie birthdae tuh ismael~
happie birthdae tuh him~
LOLS.
i am lame.
sho friigin boring.
went tuh pierce her friggin her with weiiying.
its was nice.
yupps.
i am jealous-.-
dhn went off tuh buy TONS on stud.
she wanted tuh.
i was even more jealous.
cos i'm broke.
FU.
went tuh gibb out flyers with teoboongee:(
it was damn tiring.
VEHH TIRING.
n we onli gt 20 bucks each.
wth??
dhy sae below 1000 flyers dhy give us 25 each.
heyy!!
yu noe whrd.
i think dhy printed 999.
wth??
aniwaes. it was fun.
teoboongee complains about dhe old antie rejecting her.
n i was sho proud.
nobody rejects mie((:
lols.
teo boongee ish dumb.
took pics.
dhn ate at "magic wok". wth.
lols. dhn walk walk dhe boring white sands.
n went home.
rch home was lyk 8 plus.
mom was lyk -.-
TUESDAE
ohh. i gave ismael a late birthdae gift.
HUGE cadbury chocolate bar(:
nt sho huge actureli.
hees
WEDNESDAE
mrs ng shucks.
she made mie sit in frnt ALONE beside evonne-.-
BORING.
cos she saes i tok tuh ismael too much.
wth?
lyk ismael nvr tok liddat.
alwaes aim mie.
i feel sho loneli.
i am sho lonely~
all on maii own~
OHH~ lonely~
WTH WTH WTH.
i am friggin piss.
WWVEHH piss.
sho i drag dhe table n chair back tuh maii seat.
mrs ng noes i am piss.
n i don friigin care.
dhe funny part ish wen she tripped down.
she was scolding us wen she accidentally tripped.
LMAO.
she didnt fell flat on her face):
saddening.
she was lyk.
" yu think its funny wen i trip"
oh man.
IT ISH FUNNY WEN YU TRIP.
yu are just friigin PAISEH.
damn yu.
FU.
todae early in dhe morning
it was lyk 630.
i watching dhe quan ming da men guo.
dhy was lyk saeing.
IN CHINESE
why words with a gerr word inside ish alwaes nt a gd word.
lyk WEI qu. WEI.
on top ish "he" below ish "nv"
dhn dhe teacher change dhe "nv" which means gerr in to "nan"
which means boi.
n which makes ontop "he" n below "nan"
how do yu pronounce it?
its henan~
repeat after mie henan~
gd((:
its damn friggin funny.
dhn dhy wan tuh form sentence with dhat word.
one student sae: "ta HENAN peng you chu men guang jie"
which means : she n her boyfriend went out shopping
LOLS.
dhe way he form was damn furnie.
its sports dae.
its boring.
after went tuh buy voodoo doll earings.
damn cute,
5 fer 10 bucks.
dhn went tuh yellow tuh buy dhe studs.
weiiying was lyk
"i wan 3 of these small ones
n 3 big ones.
oh yar add another small red one.
thnks."
WOW.
as if she gt sho many earholes.
LOLs.
Written @ 9:28 PM
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
on sat maii moodswing dad go throw away mai phone.
poor mie.
i've been phoneless fer 5 daes cn!!
i cnt even online. wth.
nw at ana's house online lor.
poor mie.
dhe great depression cn.
wth.
dhn now at ana house.
she lend mie her phone.
just bought a sim card.
i gt a phone.
finalli.
coolstuff man.
93953849
edit maii no.
kkaes.
thnks((:
Written @ 3:09 PM
Saturday, March 11, 2006
since i woke up sho early tdy.
i shall blog(:
THURSDAY
we gt back our poa result.
i got 12/20
n teacher was reading hu gt full marks.
lubna : "mingde"
mingde : "yeah!!"
[raise his hand in dhe air n vibrates wildly]
lmao.
he ish sho funny man.
FRIDAY
its sho cool man.
its last dae of skool.
during PE we played badminton.
dhn i played with xavier.
its sho friigin funny man.
i look lyk a retard.
running a arnd dhe sch.
ohh man. i am reatarded man.
i n xavier lauff untill lyk idiot liddat.
dhn play with dhat retarded ismael.
he ish sho gay.
wth.
he gt moodswing.
he gilla macam monyet(:
lols.
dhn during chinese lesson.
loewe n xavier was sho funny
xavier : "xavier"
loewe : "SSShavier"
xavier : "xavier"
loewe : "SSShavier"
xavier : "xavier"
loewe : "SSShavier"
xavier : "xavier"
loewe : "XXXavier"
lmao.
dhats sho lame man.
i wna go old folks hm.
but dhat jia xian go pull xavier away tuh join other groups.
dhn its lyk sho complicated nw.
wth.
TODAE[SAT]
i have flag dae tdy.
woohoo.
sho lame man.
but nid tuh rch hm by 630.
cos uncle ish giving a treat.
wth.
its gna be boring with dhat stoopid teoboongee.
Written @ 6:55 AM
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
weiiying ish stoopid.
she ish.
she ish singing dhe hellelujiah song in class.
dhat ish sho lame.
falinah: can i have yur number.
loewe: OHH. yu want maii number?
loewe: yu want maii number?
loewe: SHE WANTS MAII NUMBER [shouts tuh dhe class]
lols.
its funny.
weiiying drew dhe class portrait.
daniel ish complaining he looks ugli in it.
lmao.
he does not look fat in it.
neither does justina look short in it.
how inaccurate
n i have a friggin big mouth.
how dumb.
wth.
i have big mouth.
I HAVE BIG MOUTH?
maii mouth ish small okys.
look at it.
look at maii mouth.
its small.
SMALL.
fiona told mie dhe wrong direction tuh go hm.
guess whardd.
i ended up in parkway.
i'm lyk an idiot.
i'm in parkway-.-
which takes mie 45 mins tuh go home.
in dhe end i took overall 1half hr tuh rch home.
poor mie.
sho lonely.
no one tuh talk tuh.
ohh mann.
hw pathetic.
Written @ 6:21 PM
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
maii father has pms.
he doesnt let mie update maii blog-.-
oh well.
SAT
i and teo boong ee took pictures with uncle macdonald((:
stoopid teo boong ee n uncle macdonald((:
idiot teo boong ee with mr macdonald((:
mie n uncle macdonald((:
how lame cn we gett.
SUN
mie n maii parents n maii relatives went tuh ikea.
bought alot of things.
long cd rack.
notice board.
n 6 photo frame.
i'm gna renovate maii rm mann.
lols.
MON
early in dhe morning lim weiying pang seh mie.
i was lyk dhe only gerr in dnt.
wth.
sho lonely.
i'm lonely.
n mr chua kept singing dhe "small world song"
zhi wei : uncle chua whardds dhis
chua : it's a small world after all~
it's a small world after all~
it's a small world after all~
it's a small small world~
zhi wei : -.-
wth. chua's funny man..
n weiiyings showing off her ice cube tuh mie.
TUES
weiying ish stiu showing off her friggin ice cube
she saes its holy.
wow. i am sho amaze.
OH HAIL. HOLY ICE CUBE
wth.
weiiying ish dumb.
only holy people lyk AHEM mie cn touch.
n weiying n xavier -.-
thou shall stop here.
weiying ish lame.
Written @ 8:35 PM
Thursday, March 02, 2006
earli in dhe morning.
i saw hazim holding a pad.
n puts under haikals table.
it was whisper ultra thin day time pad((:
haikals look under dhe table n found a pad.
"wow"
he throws it on dhe floor n say "eew"
muhaiimin dhn kicks it xavier.
xavier kicks it tuh nabilah.
nabilahh kicks it back tuh xavier.
xavier kicks it tuh muhaimin.
dhn muhaimin kicks in frnt tuh haikal.
haikal kicks back.
muhaimin kicks tuh evonne dhr.
i wanted tuh take dhe picture of dhe pad.
too bad.
evonne picks it up n threw it inside dhe dustbin -.-
it was sho fucking funny.
during drama tdy was stoopid.
i was dhe friggin oven.
i look lyk an idiot.
dhn i change tuh a chair.
n screams at huiyee tuh sit down.
but hui yee was lyk gonggong.
i looklyk an idiot calling her tuh sit down!!.
ohhman. tmr has 2 test.
pfft.
Written @ 10:26 PM
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
sassy girl, chun hyang ish damn nice cn.
its bout lyk dhis gerr n dhis guy.
dhe guy look lyk wu ke qun.
damn friggin shuai.
dhy are lyk force in dhis marriage or else dhy have tuh quit skool.
dhn dhy are lyk sworn enemies.
sho at first dhis guy lyk another gerr older dhn him.
he calls dhat gerr jiejie. yupps.
at dhat time jiejie have a boiifwen.
which kinda look lyks rain.
dhe wu ke qun guy confronted her.
told her he lyk her.
dhn dhe jiejie just ignored dhe guy.
lyk dump dhe guy liiddat.
one fine day. jiejie's birthdae.
dhe jiejie's boiifwen aka look lyk rain guy want tuh break up.
dhn dhis idiot jiejie was sho sadd.
and she went tuh look fer dhe guy.
dhe one dumped.
dhn dhe wu ke qun guy aready gt laopo marhh.
called dhe whardd chun hyang.
dhe laopo start tuh lyk dhe guy liiao.
at dhis time.
dhe jiejie want dhe wu ke qun guyy back.
how evil cn.
dhn lyk wan tuh PURPOSELI spoil he n his laopo's relationship.
always lyk make dhe chun hyang think badd bout him.
dhn lyk wan dhe chun hyang give up him.
at dhis time again.
got dhe big uncle lyk chun hyang.
dhn dhe wu ke qun guy jealous.
finally dhe wu ke qun guy dumped dhe jiejie((:
wee ^^
dhn tell chun hyang he lyk her.
dhe freakking jiejie kept making up stories tuh chun hyang.
wan her tuh think badly bout dhe guy.
dhn she gang up wit dhe big uncle.
how badd.
dhe big uncle also vehh small breath [ xiaoqi]
abit jiu bu shuang.
dhn now dhe wu ke qun guy trying tuh jio back dhe laopo.
but dhe stoopid zo deng [extra] big uncle keep getting in dhe wayy.
dhn dhe chun hyang li yong [use] dhe uncle tuh keep dhe guy away.
use as in not badd way larhh.
okies i shall continue watching finish first dhn i blogg more.
but now dhe show untill here.
lyk vehh grandmother mother [popo mama]
whardd wan zheng li feeling.
lyk wan tuh forgt dhe guy liidat.
n dhat jiejie cnt stand herr.
sho idiot.
lala~. i love dhat show:DD
Written @ 7:51 PM
